damn squirrels
10-13-2009, 05:28 PM
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10-13-2009, 05:58 PM
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I think this is how it would go down, so keep you eye out for this type of plan. Squirrel team Alpha goes darting across the living room, you open fire. Meanwhile squirrel team Charlie jumps on your back and claws your face, biting you, they then all retreat and wait for the rabies to kick in. Squirrels win!!!!
And no I have no idea what Squirrel team Bravo is doing during this attack, so don't ask.
And no I have no idea what Squirrel team Bravo is doing during this attack, so don't ask.
10-14-2009, 10:15 PM
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Actually they don't need primates to use Gorilla tactics, they just need to sort through his hair for bugs to eat, throw **** at him and pound their chest for it to be Gorilla tactics. Unfortunately none of those will be all that effective in running Tyson off, you throw **** at Tyson he just throws his own back, no clear winner there.
10-14-2009, 10:20 PM
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i just needed clarification if it would be gorilla tactics if they employed the help of primates. Some of the primates could be concerned that they would be mistakenly using squirrel tactics, and we all know squirrels don't eat bananas... EVERYONE knows that poo-flinging is a gorilla tactic.