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Old Jan 15, 2010 | 03:46 PM
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David: there is a guy in my dept

and I don't like him

this is why:

(he just sent me this)

blaw138: Have a righteous weekend dude!! Later Sk8er!



me: oh good lord

is he serious, or trying to be funny?



David: serious



me: does he have blonde and/or long hair?



David: no

he is a ginger



me: holy ****



David: who dresses like a rapper

has arm tattoos

and drives a black dodge magnum



me: oh my

my my my

I like how he spelled out righteous, then had to use sk8er



David: correct



me: like, I have to try a few times to get righteous correct



David: so you see what I'm saying then



me: totally bogus

and unradical



David: not rad

not etal.



me: lol



David: plus he's supposed to stay til 5 to do support for me

i.e. take calls and complaints and direct things to me

wtf

I'm farting I'm so mad



me: oh naw dog, that ain't cool, he has the nerve to duck out early AND send you that retarded message

maybe your farts ran him off



David: maybe

it really stinks in here

I'm not trying to be funny

I'm geniunely concerned



me: when cotton doesn't filter enough, you need something more robust

slip a FRAM air filter in your pants



David: I need an iron chastity belt

an asstity belt

lol



me: lol



David: *** titty

oh man



me: on a roll



David: ahhhhhhh
Old Jan 15, 2010 | 03:49 PM
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I had my doubts about you. Now I'm just not sure.
Old Jan 15, 2010 | 03:54 PM
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excellent! i approve wholeheartedly
Old Jan 15, 2010 | 05:53 PM
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*** titty.... MMmmmmmm
Old Jan 15, 2010 | 07:08 PM
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righteous!
Old Jan 16, 2010 | 10:58 AM
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H8TERS!!!! WTFBBQ
Old Jan 18, 2010 | 06:26 PM
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memo?
Old Jan 21, 2010 | 10:28 AM
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whats a ginger?
Old Jan 21, 2010 | 12:42 PM
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me: someone posted on facebook about their farmville thing

and it says, "yayayayaya ni**er farm!"

and someone wrote a comment, "I think you meant bigger farm"



David: lol.

wow.



me: then I looked down and noticed that n and b are next to each other on the keyboard



David: hahaha



me: kinda of like that thing: "ever noticed that t and g are right next to each other? I'll never again end a letter with 'regards'."



David: whoever invented the computer qwerty keyboard had a sense of humor



me: indeed



David: it was me.



me: awesome

and screw you

freakin carpal tunnel ovah heayuh



David: I like your accept

very exotic

and your accent as well

n is nowhere near p



me: haha



David: im just a regard

that was a excellent bit



me: indeed!
Old Jan 21, 2010 | 02:51 PM
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I invented the qwerty keyboard!



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