David: there is a guy in my dept

and I don't like him

this is why:

(he just sent me this)

blaw138: Have a righteous weekend dude!! Later Sk8er!



me: oh good lord

is he serious, or trying to be funny?



David: serious



me: does he have blonde and/or long hair?



David: no

he is a ginger



me: holy ****



David: who dresses like a rapper

has arm tattoos

and drives a black dodge magnum



me: oh my

my my my

I like how he spelled out righteous, then had to use sk8er



David: correct



me: like, I have to try a few times to get righteous correct



David: so you see what I'm saying then



me: totally bogus

and unradical



David: not rad

not etal.



me: lol



David: plus he's supposed to stay til 5 to do support for me

i.e. take calls and complaints and direct things to me

wtf

I'm farting I'm so mad



me: oh naw dog, that ain't cool, he has the nerve to duck out early AND send you that retarded message

maybe your farts ran him off



David: maybe

it really stinks in here

I'm not trying to be funny

I'm geniunely concerned



me: when cotton doesn't filter enough, you need something more robust

slip a FRAM air filter in your pants



David: I need an iron chastity belt

an asstity belt

lol



me: lol



David: ass titty

oh man



me: on a roll



David: ahhhhhhh

I had my doubts about you. Now I'm just not sure.

excellent! i approve wholeheartedly

Ass titty.... MMmmmmmm

righteous!

H8TERS!!!! WTFBBQ

memo?

whats a ginger?

me: someone posted on facebook about their farmville thing

and it says, "yayayayaya ni**er farm!"

and someone wrote a comment, "I think you meant bigger farm"



David: lol.

wow.



me: then I looked down and noticed that n and b are next to each other on the keyboard



David: hahaha



me: kinda of like that thing: "ever noticed that t and g are right next to each other? I'll never again end a letter with 'regards'."



David: whoever invented the computer qwerty keyboard had a sense of humor



me: indeed



David: it was me.



me: awesome

and screw you

freakin carpal tunnel ovah heayuh



David: I like your accept

very exotic

and your accent as well

n is nowhere near p



me: haha



David: im just a regard

that was a excellent bit



me: indeed!

I invented the qwerty keyboard!