these are the kind of people we are
01-15-2010, 03:46 PM
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David: there is a guy in my dept
and I don't like him
this is why:
(he just sent me this)
blaw138: Have a righteous weekend dude!! Later Sk8er!
me: oh good lord
is he serious, or trying to be funny?
David: serious
me: does he have blonde and/or long hair?
David: no
he is a ginger
me: holy ****
David: who dresses like a rapper
has arm tattoos
and drives a black dodge magnum
me: oh my
my my my
I like how he spelled out righteous, then had to use sk8er
David: correct
me: like, I have to try a few times to get righteous correct
David: so you see what I'm saying then
me: totally bogus
and unradical
David: not rad
not etal.
me: lol
David: plus he's supposed to stay til 5 to do support for me
i.e. take calls and complaints and direct things to me
wtf
I'm farting I'm so mad
me: oh naw dog, that ain't cool, he has the nerve to duck out early AND send you that retarded message
maybe your farts ran him off
David: maybe
it really stinks in here
I'm not trying to be funny
I'm geniunely concerned
me: when cotton doesn't filter enough, you need something more robust
slip a FRAM air filter in your pants
David: I need an iron chastity belt
an asstity belt
lol
me: lol
David: *** titty
oh man
me: on a roll
David: ahhhhhhh
and I don't like him
this is why:
(he just sent me this)
blaw138: Have a righteous weekend dude!! Later Sk8er!
me: oh good lord
is he serious, or trying to be funny?
David: serious
me: does he have blonde and/or long hair?
David: no
he is a ginger
me: holy ****
David: who dresses like a rapper
has arm tattoos
and drives a black dodge magnum
me: oh my
my my my
I like how he spelled out righteous, then had to use sk8er
David: correct
me: like, I have to try a few times to get righteous correct
David: so you see what I'm saying then
me: totally bogus
and unradical
David: not rad
not etal.
me: lol
David: plus he's supposed to stay til 5 to do support for me
i.e. take calls and complaints and direct things to me
wtf
I'm farting I'm so mad
me: oh naw dog, that ain't cool, he has the nerve to duck out early AND send you that retarded message
maybe your farts ran him off
David: maybe
it really stinks in here
I'm not trying to be funny
I'm geniunely concerned
me: when cotton doesn't filter enough, you need something more robust
slip a FRAM air filter in your pants
David: I need an iron chastity belt
an asstity belt
lol
me: lol
David: *** titty
oh man
me: on a roll
David: ahhhhhhh
01-21-2010, 12:42 PM
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me: someone posted on facebook about their farmville thing
and it says, "yayayayaya ni**er farm!"
and someone wrote a comment, "I think you meant bigger farm"
David: lol.
wow.
me: then I looked down and noticed that n and b are next to each other on the keyboard
David: hahaha
me: kinda of like that thing: "ever noticed that t and g are right next to each other? I'll never again end a letter with 'regards'."
David: whoever invented the computer qwerty keyboard had a sense of humor
me: indeed
David: it was me.
me: awesome
and screw you
freakin carpal tunnel ovah heayuh
David: I like your accept
very exotic
and your accent as well
n is nowhere near p
me: haha
David: im just a regard
that was a excellent bit
me: indeed!
and it says, "yayayayaya ni**er farm!"
and someone wrote a comment, "I think you meant bigger farm"
David: lol.
wow.
me: then I looked down and noticed that n and b are next to each other on the keyboard
David: hahaha
me: kinda of like that thing: "ever noticed that t and g are right next to each other? I'll never again end a letter with 'regards'."
David: whoever invented the computer qwerty keyboard had a sense of humor
me: indeed
David: it was me.
me: awesome
and screw you
freakin carpal tunnel ovah heayuh
David: I like your accept
very exotic
and your accent as well
n is nowhere near p
me: haha
David: im just a regard
that was a excellent bit
me: indeed!