Baldy

David: I used pennies in a vending machine today

it was pretty cool



me: and it worked?



David: amazingly



me: I was not aware there was a machine that accepted pennies

like a generic snack machine?



David: yeah



me: awesome

please tell me you used ONLY pennies

like 100 pennies



David: I wish

I did't have the *****

or the pennies

it was a decent chunk of the transaction though



me: awesome

congrats on finding a good use for pennies



David: that would be discovery #2

#1 being they are good for staying near the bottom of the pool

swallow some pennies

a handful will do ya



me: I always through them to the bottom of the pool, then dove in to the bottom

I feel like an idiot now



David: yeah

your bad



me: swallowing them just makes so much more sense



David: it does

believe it or not they aren't that hard to pass

they are essentially frictionless



me: I'd bet it makes a lovely sound, too

landing against porcelain

or the sidewalk



David: yes yes

they drop right to the bottom of the toilet

ploink



me: perfect onomatopoeia



David: thank you

I did get a degree in english after all

I took three years of onomatopoeia



me: I'd have loved to attend the onomatopoeia classes.



David: they were pretty amazing



me: strapped to a chair in a dark room, eyes peeled open with mechanical devices, while the words flashed across the screen accompanied by their sound



David: right

then alter on we murder someone with a ceramic *****

*later on



me: on an alter



David: exactly!



me: in all seriousness, I have donned a weight belt and entered a pool

it's fun to walk on the bottom

without the fear of floating up



David: I often fear of returning back to the oxygen filled surface world



me: ow, stifled laughter plus burp



David: that wouldnt have happened under water

tsk tsk



me: true

I've seen a vid clip of someone training for something

they would dive to the bottom of some ocean somewhere

pick up a large rock

and run along the bottom

it looked like SO MUCH FREAKIN FUN

I've always wanted to do that, since seeing it done



David: lol

I really lol'ed at that

I can feel pure joy from that image

Baldy

me: when sick, I think my nose surpasses my bladder at most effective process to remove fluids from my body



David: wrong

ice pick to the chest trumps all

or really to any major artery region



me: I should say "natural" process then, I guess



David: fair enough



me: or "automatic", for those that murdering comes natural to



David: although it feels pretty natural for me to murder someone with an ice pick

yes



me: haha

way ahead of you



David: you know me too well

btw

shut up about all the murdering

im trying ot keep that on the DL



me: my bad

_________________________(time passes)



me: do you know how to show the time stamp on gchat?



David: ummm



me: without using an ice pick



David: oh...

now I gotta think

Baldy

(David was picking out funny Indian names from some IT mailing list)



David: GOPAL KARUNAKAR



me: I know that guy



David: kinda sounds like krunk'er

which in turns gets me fairly krunk



me: that's what he goes by, "Krunker"



David: That Krunk man



me: he has at least 2 kegs in his car at all times



David: hahaha

filled with energy drinks



me: Four Loko



David: ಠ_ಠ



me: I hear that beverage is all the rage among the "krunk" crowd



David: I bet

I heard about that on the radio a month or two ago

some gator football player got arrested with a bunch of four loko underage

they were more concerned with his drink of choice

not the fact that he was underage



me: haha

I remember someone, can't remember who, that said for a while they were getting a can of Sparks every morning on their way to work thinking it was an energy drink



David: wow

wwoooooowwww



me: haha

some chick, I can't remember who



David: and wondering why they kept getting into fist fights with their cube mates



me: but they figured it out after a couple days

lol



David: I bet the gas station attendants were loving that



me: haha, yeah



David: this lady comes in every morning at 6:30am

gettin krunked up

she must know Gopal