Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

 

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and it spat out Skittles!

 

Yo mamma's so fat, when she got on the scales, it yelled "One at a time, One at a time"









I don't know Yo mamma jokes.

 

http://www.yourmom.com/

 

you ******. thats no fun.

 

fine then, here





Your mom's breath is so bad every time she coughs her teeth duck.



Your Mom is so nasty, her breath fails the state emissions test



Your Mom is nasty when you say youre hungry for crabs she spreads her legs



Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator!



Your mom is so fat that when she wears high heels 2 hours later they are flip flops



Your Mom's so black when she goes to night school they mark her absent.



Your mom's so black that when the cops shot at her last night, the bullets had to come back and ask for directions.



Your Mom's house is so small that she has to eat a large pizza outside.



Your Mom's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.



Your Mom is so poor, for Christmas she gave you a video of other people having Christmas.



Your Mom is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street wearing just one shoe, I asked her "Hey, did you lose a shoe?". She said "No, I found one!"

 

, not bad.



Don't like the 3rd one.

 

I always liked...



Your momma is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

 

Yo momma's so fat her *** counts as a tax writeoff under "dependent."