Yo Momma Jokes !
10-12-2005, 12:21 PM
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10-12-2005, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Shane.Trammell' post='768636' date='Oct 12 2005, 09:21 AM
you ******. thats no fun.
10-12-2005, 12:46 PM
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fine then, here
Your mom's breath is so bad every time she coughs her teeth duck.
Your Mom is so nasty, her breath fails the state emissions test
Your Mom is nasty when you say youre hungry for crabs she spreads her legs
Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator!
Your mom is so fat that when she wears high heels 2 hours later they are flip flops
Your Mom's so black when she goes to night school they mark her absent.
Your mom's so black that when the cops shot at her last night, the bullets had to come back and ask for directions.
Your Mom's house is so small that she has to eat a large pizza outside.
Your Mom's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Your Mom is so poor, for Christmas she gave you a video of other people having Christmas.
Your Mom is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street wearing just one shoe, I asked her "Hey, did you lose a shoe?". She said "No, I found one!"
Your mom's breath is so bad every time she coughs her teeth duck.
Your Mom is so nasty, her breath fails the state emissions test
Your Mom is nasty when you say youre hungry for crabs she spreads her legs
Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator!
Your mom is so fat that when she wears high heels 2 hours later they are flip flops
Your Mom's so black when she goes to night school they mark her absent.
Your mom's so black that when the cops shot at her last night, the bullets had to come back and ask for directions.
Your Mom's house is so small that she has to eat a large pizza outside.
Your Mom's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Your Mom is so poor, for Christmas she gave you a video of other people having Christmas.
Your Mom is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street wearing just one shoe, I asked her "Hey, did you lose a shoe?". She said "No, I found one!"
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