Eric Happy Meal: BUT, if i found the ox princess, she could cure the disease, then all would be well. so i would then make her for dinner

touring94: your crazy alright

touring94: this conversation has been recorded in its entirety and sold online

touring94: now, time for me to finish masterbating

 

I think he's in for a surprise!



Mark

 

Those knifes dont look like they are folded...



this is what i use

 

mmm *stab stab stab* the only way to go!

 

I would never buy a set of expensive knives from some kid going door to door



thats like those douches that buy the Kirby vacuum



I go with the J A Henckels- hundreds of years of history there

and my Oreck vacuum!

 

I did the cutco thing. Worst job EVER. The knives are pretty good though. I have a pair of the scissors I have been using for cutting kevlar for a few years and theyre just starting to get dull. Most scissors wouldnt last a week.

 

How could I forget about Mr. Stabby!! He even has red hair: http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/Mr+Stabby+4/



Mark

 

banzaitoyota: I wanna buy a knife

Eric Happy Meal: yeah?

banzaitoyota: I have a couple questions though

Eric Happy Meal: k

banzaitoyota: are they easy to clean?

Eric Happy Meal: yeah, theyre all dishwasher safe

Eric Happy Meal: its basically like cleaning any other knife you have

banzaitoyota: no crevices for dna..whoops I mean bacteria to hide in?

Eric Happy Meal: hahaha, nope. none at all

Eric Happy Meal: we have this crazy *** fishing knife where you can take the knife out to clean it

banzaitoyota: do they chip or gouge when they strike a femur errr a bone?

Eric Happy Meal: nope

Eric Happy Meal: and if you do manage to break one, you send it to the factory and theyll send you a new one for free

banzaitoyota: even if I break the tip off in somes bitches rib ahhh I mean a pork roast

Eric Happy Meal: they might even buy the bitch breat implants if it doesnt do the job

 

Hey, do you carry throwing knives?

 

[quote name='ApneaBlue' date='Aug 10 2005, 08:24 PM']Hey, do you carry throwing knives?


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I get it!!