Eric Happy Meal Is A Door To Door Knife Salesmen
08-09-2005, 04:53 PM
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Eric Happy Meal: BUT, if i found the ox princess, she could cure the disease, then all would be well. so i would then make her for dinner
touring94: your crazy alright
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08-09-2005, 09:26 PM
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I would never buy a set of expensive knives from some kid going door to door
thats like those douches that buy the Kirby vacuum
I go with the J A Henckels- hundreds of years of history there
and my Oreck vacuum!
thats like those douches that buy the Kirby vacuum
I go with the J A Henckels- hundreds of years of history there
and my Oreck vacuum!
08-09-2005, 10:44 PM
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I did the cutco thing. Worst job EVER. The knives are pretty good though. I have a pair of the scissors I have been using for cutting kevlar for a few years and theyre just starting to get dull. Most scissors wouldnt last a week.
08-10-2005, 05:02 AM
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How could I forget about Mr. Stabby!! He even has red hair: http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/Mr+Stabby+4/
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08-10-2005, 09:56 PM
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banzaitoyota: I wanna buy a knife
Eric Happy Meal: yeah?
banzaitoyota: I have a couple questions though
Eric Happy Meal: k
banzaitoyota: are they easy to clean?
Eric Happy Meal: yeah, theyre all dishwasher safe
Eric Happy Meal: its basically like cleaning any other knife you have
banzaitoyota: no crevices for dna..whoops I mean bacteria to hide in?
Eric Happy Meal: hahaha, nope. none at all
Eric Happy Meal: we have this crazy *** fishing knife where you can take the knife out to clean it
banzaitoyota: do they chip or gouge when they strike a femur errr a bone?
Eric Happy Meal: nope
Eric Happy Meal: and if you do manage to break one, you send it to the factory and theyll send you a new one for free
banzaitoyota: even if I break the tip off in somes bitches rib ahhh I mean a pork roast
Eric Happy Meal: they might even buy the bitch breat implants if it doesnt do the job
Eric Happy Meal: yeah?
banzaitoyota: I have a couple questions though
Eric Happy Meal: k
banzaitoyota: are they easy to clean?
Eric Happy Meal: yeah, theyre all dishwasher safe
Eric Happy Meal: its basically like cleaning any other knife you have
banzaitoyota: no crevices for dna..whoops I mean bacteria to hide in?
Eric Happy Meal: hahaha, nope. none at all
Eric Happy Meal: we have this crazy *** fishing knife where you can take the knife out to clean it
banzaitoyota: do they chip or gouge when they strike a femur errr a bone?
Eric Happy Meal: nope
Eric Happy Meal: and if you do manage to break one, you send it to the factory and theyll send you a new one for free
banzaitoyota: even if I break the tip off in somes bitches rib ahhh I mean a pork roast
Eric Happy Meal: they might even buy the bitch breat implants if it doesnt do the job
