Eric Happy Meal Is A Door To Door Knife Salesmen
08-09-2005, 04:21 PM
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Eric Happy Meal: albertsons or cutco mr. dan
touring94: never heard of cutco before
touring94: been in alberstons
touring94: they are ok
touring94: i prefer reasors
Eric Happy Meal: cutco is knives. id be a salesmen
touring94: oh
touring94: well in that case
touring94: ginsu
Eric Happy Meal: www.cutco.com
touring94: i hate salesmen
touring94: especially knife salesmen
touring94: if i was ever a knife salesmen i'd slice my wrist becaues my life was a waste
touring94: and i'd use ginsu to do it
touring94: consider it the top 3 knives people would want to kill themselves with
Eric Happy Meal: hahaha, its not like door to door sales, or telemarketing
touring94: so you work in a knife store?
Eric Happy Meal: well i give a demo to my parents, then they give me numbers of people who would be intrested in a demo. then they call that person and make sure its ok if i call them. theni call them and set up an appointment
touring94: i'd skip the demo and kill myself instead
touring94: thats just me though
Eric Happy Meal: ill definately look into that
touring94: never heard of cutco before
touring94: been in alberstons
touring94: they are ok
touring94: i prefer reasors
Eric Happy Meal: cutco is knives. id be a salesmen
touring94: oh
touring94: well in that case
touring94: ginsu
Eric Happy Meal: www.cutco.com
touring94: i hate salesmen
touring94: especially knife salesmen
touring94: if i was ever a knife salesmen i'd slice my wrist becaues my life was a waste
touring94: and i'd use ginsu to do it
touring94: consider it the top 3 knives people would want to kill themselves with
Eric Happy Meal: hahaha, its not like door to door sales, or telemarketing
touring94: so you work in a knife store?
Eric Happy Meal: well i give a demo to my parents, then they give me numbers of people who would be intrested in a demo. then they call that person and make sure its ok if i call them. theni call them and set up an appointment
touring94: i'd skip the demo and kill myself instead
touring94: thats just me though
Eric Happy Meal: ill definately look into that
08-09-2005, 04:24 PM
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touring94: so when does this knife thing go down
touring94: how does the demo work out? hello my name is Eric and WHOA THIS KNIFE IS SHARP
touring94: it cuts tomatoes, cans, and other objects
touring94: its cutting edge technology
Eric Happy Meal: hahahahaha. i just show them how insanely awesome the knives are, then they buy them like pancakes
Eric Happy Meal: cutting edge technology, i like it
touring94: how does the demo work out? hello my name is Eric and WHOA THIS KNIFE IS SHARP
touring94: it cuts tomatoes, cans, and other objects
touring94: its cutting edge technology
Eric Happy Meal: hahahahaha. i just show them how insanely awesome the knives are, then they buy them like pancakes
Eric Happy Meal: cutting edge technology, i like it
08-09-2005, 04:29 PM
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touring94: if they don't buy the knifes to you attack them with the knives
Eric Happy Meal: no, cause i still egt paid $16 for showing up there
touring94: does that money come out of their pockets, or are you just happy to see me
Eric Happy Meal: no, its from cutco, you get commission of what they buy, and if they dont buy i get 16
touring94: so you are a door to door knife salesmen
touring94: cause you could walk next door and get paid 16 bucks
Eric Happy Meal: basically, the only difference is the people i go to are expecting me
touring94: i wasn't expecting this IM, do i get paid $16 for listening to this?
Eric Happy Meal: they dont want you go to door to door, they dont like that
touring94: get the **** out of my house!! damn dirty knife salesmen
Eric Happy Meal: well i have red hair, so you should have seen it coming
touring94: you'd have no hair after i cut it out via cutsco
touring94: CUTSCO HAIR OUT BIATCH
Eric Happy Meal: no, cause i still egt paid $16 for showing up there
touring94: does that money come out of their pockets, or are you just happy to see me
Eric Happy Meal: no, its from cutco, you get commission of what they buy, and if they dont buy i get 16
touring94: so you are a door to door knife salesmen
touring94: cause you could walk next door and get paid 16 bucks
Eric Happy Meal: basically, the only difference is the people i go to are expecting me
touring94: i wasn't expecting this IM, do i get paid $16 for listening to this?
Eric Happy Meal: they dont want you go to door to door, they dont like that
touring94: get the **** out of my house!! damn dirty knife salesmen
Eric Happy Meal: well i have red hair, so you should have seen it coming
touring94: you'd have no hair after i cut it out via cutsco
touring94: CUTSCO HAIR OUT BIATCH
08-09-2005, 04:33 PM
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Eric Happy Meal: id cut your face first, using one o dem cleavers and ****
touring94: i'd cirmumsize your *****
Eric Happy Meal: id use the scissors and cut through your bone. (they cut through a penny pretty easily)
touring94: i'd use my scissors and chase you down my driveway
Eric Happy Meal: my scissors would cut your scissors
touring94: rock always beats scissors
Eric Happy Meal: not these scissors
touring94: yes those scissors
touring94: i'd cirmumsize your *****
Eric Happy Meal: id use the scissors and cut through your bone. (they cut through a penny pretty easily)
touring94: i'd use my scissors and chase you down my driveway
Eric Happy Meal: my scissors would cut your scissors
touring94: rock always beats scissors
Eric Happy Meal: not these scissors
touring94: yes those scissors
08-09-2005, 04:45 PM
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touring94: do your knives rust
Eric Happy Meal: nevar
Eric Happy Meal: and they never go dull
touring94: whats the half life
touring94: what material are they made out of
Eric Happy Meal: its like carbon composite stainless steel
Eric Happy Meal: ***** harcore. it has a forever guarantee
touring94: a forever guarantee....would you use that terminology when talking to the knife customers
Eric Happy Meal: yeah, its what the company says. sounds dumb as hell imo
touring94: if they didn't let you in, would you use those scissors and cut the door down
Eric Happy Meal: yeah, who wouldnt?
touring94: i'd cut a hole big enough to stick my face though and say.. hereeeees johnny
touring94: you've had your whole life to think things over, what good's a few minutes more gona do you now
touring94: i'm not gona hurt ya, i said i'm not gona hurt ya, i'm just gona take my knives and cut your brains out
touring94: i bet you'd buy my knives then
Eric Happy Meal: i think i get what your trying to say here
touring94: then your son, who had what some call the shining, would get a black man to come to the rescue, and i'd cut him with my cutsco axe
touring94: stainless steel carbon composite axe
touring94: later on they'd find my body frozen outside in the garden
Eric Happy Meal: holy crap, if they made an axe made out of this **** it coulde ****** cut through a house
touring94: they'd say damn that guy was crazy, but that axe won't ever go dull, time to get in touch will paul bunyun
Eric Happy Meal: for rillz
touring94: then ole paul would come around and cut down tree after tree, till some ******* with a chainsaw stole his glory
Eric Happy Meal: nevar
Eric Happy Meal: and they never go dull
touring94: whats the half life
touring94: what material are they made out of
Eric Happy Meal: its like carbon composite stainless steel
Eric Happy Meal: ***** harcore. it has a forever guarantee
touring94: a forever guarantee....would you use that terminology when talking to the knife customers
Eric Happy Meal: yeah, its what the company says. sounds dumb as hell imo
touring94: if they didn't let you in, would you use those scissors and cut the door down
Eric Happy Meal: yeah, who wouldnt?
touring94: i'd cut a hole big enough to stick my face though and say.. hereeeees johnny
touring94: you've had your whole life to think things over, what good's a few minutes more gona do you now
touring94: i'm not gona hurt ya, i said i'm not gona hurt ya, i'm just gona take my knives and cut your brains out
touring94: i bet you'd buy my knives then
Eric Happy Meal: i think i get what your trying to say here
touring94: then your son, who had what some call the shining, would get a black man to come to the rescue, and i'd cut him with my cutsco axe
touring94: stainless steel carbon composite axe
touring94: later on they'd find my body frozen outside in the garden
Eric Happy Meal: holy crap, if they made an axe made out of this **** it coulde ****** cut through a house
touring94: they'd say damn that guy was crazy, but that axe won't ever go dull, time to get in touch will paul bunyun
Eric Happy Meal: for rillz
touring94: then ole paul would come around and cut down tree after tree, till some ******* with a chainsaw stole his glory
08-09-2005, 04:51 PM
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touring94: somehow a blue ox ties into this story, i think the ox belonged to paul
Eric Happy Meal: yeah, but the ox got mad ox disease and went crazy
touring94: mad ox disease, thats some scary ****
touring94: they use to sell ox in the grocery store too, albertsons believe it or not
touring94: not the knife store
Eric Happy Meal: im sure they used cutco to cut the ox though
touring94: paper, rock, scissors
touring94: they used scissor
Eric Happy Meal: rock, paper, scissors
touring94: rock to kill the ox, scissor to cut him up, and paper to wrap the meat, which was fed to Africans who ended up giving the disease to other canabils and eventually fed to cows through their crushed bones
touring94: next thing you know some guy in America got the disease and decided to sell knives in the states.....thats where you come into the pictures. kill yourself now rather than waiting for the mad cow disease to impare your judgement anymore.
Eric Happy Meal: yeah, but the ox got mad ox disease and went crazy
touring94: mad ox disease, thats some scary ****
touring94: they use to sell ox in the grocery store too, albertsons believe it or not
touring94: not the knife store
Eric Happy Meal: im sure they used cutco to cut the ox though
touring94: paper, rock, scissors
touring94: they used scissor
Eric Happy Meal: rock, paper, scissors
touring94: rock to kill the ox, scissor to cut him up, and paper to wrap the meat, which was fed to Africans who ended up giving the disease to other canabils and eventually fed to cows through their crushed bones
touring94: next thing you know some guy in America got the disease and decided to sell knives in the states.....thats where you come into the pictures. kill yourself now rather than waiting for the mad cow disease to impare your judgement anymore.