Eric Happy Meal: albertsons or cutco mr. dan
touring94: never heard of cutco before touring94: been in alberstons touring94: they are ok touring94: i prefer reasors Eric Happy Meal: cutco is knives. id be a salesmen touring94: oh touring94: well in that case touring94: ginsu Eric Happy Meal: www.cutco.com touring94: i hate salesmen touring94: especially knife salesmen touring94: if i was ever a knife salesmen i'd slice my wrist becaues my life was a waste touring94: and i'd use ginsu to do it touring94: consider it the top 3 knives people would want to kill themselves with Eric Happy Meal: hahaha, its not like door to door sales, or telemarketing touring94: so you work in a knife store? Eric Happy Meal: well i give a demo to my parents, then they give me numbers of people who would be intrested in a demo. then they call that person and make sure its ok if i call them. theni call them and set up an appointment touring94: i'd skip the demo and kill myself instead touring94: thats just me though Eric Happy Meal: ill definately look into that |
reasors is awesome, their beef, poultry, and pork doesnt have that "enhancing solution" that walmart has
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touring94: so when does this knife thing go down
touring94: how does the demo work out? hello my name is Eric and WHOA THIS KNIFE IS SHARP touring94: it cuts tomatoes, cans, and other objects touring94: its cutting edge technology Eric Happy Meal: hahahahaha. i just show them how insanely awesome the knives are, then they buy them like pancakes Eric Happy Meal: cutting edge technology, i like it |
the knives would be easy to sell if the sales person was hot. like magazine saleswomen
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i be whippin on the freeway the nycway on my telly celly with my homeboy lance.
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touring94: if they don't buy the knifes to you attack them with the knives
Eric Happy Meal: no, cause i still egt paid $16 for showing up there touring94: does that money come out of their pockets, or are you just happy to see me Eric Happy Meal: no, its from cutco, you get commission of what they buy, and if they dont buy i get 16 touring94: so you are a door to door knife salesmen touring94: cause you could walk next door and get paid 16 bucks Eric Happy Meal: basically, the only difference is the people i go to are expecting me touring94: i wasn't expecting this IM, do i get paid $16 for listening to this? Eric Happy Meal: they dont want you go to door to door, they dont like that touring94: get the **** out of my house!! damn dirty knife salesmen Eric Happy Meal: well i have red hair, so you should have seen it coming touring94: you'd have no hair after i cut it out via cutsco touring94: CUTSCO HAIR OUT BIATCH |
haha pancakes - it's hotcakes you ginger minge.
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Eric Happy Meal: id cut your face first, using one o dem cleavers and ****
touring94: i'd cirmumsize your penis Eric Happy Meal: id use the scissors and cut through your bone. (they cut through a penny pretty easily) touring94: i'd use my scissors and chase you down my driveway Eric Happy Meal: my scissors would cut your scissors touring94: rock always beats scissors Eric Happy Meal: not these scissors touring94: yes those scissors |
touring94: do your knives rust
Eric Happy Meal: nevar Eric Happy Meal: and they never go dull touring94: whats the half life touring94: what material are they made out of Eric Happy Meal: its like carbon composite stainless steel Eric Happy Meal: shits harcore. it has a forever guarantee touring94: a forever guarantee....would you use that terminology when talking to the knife customers Eric Happy Meal: yeah, its what the company says. sounds dumb as hell imo touring94: if they didn't let you in, would you use those scissors and cut the door down Eric Happy Meal: yeah, who wouldnt? touring94: i'd cut a hole big enough to stick my face though and say.. hereeeees johnny touring94: you've had your whole life to think things over, what good's a few minutes more gona do you now touring94: i'm not gona hurt ya, i said i'm not gona hurt ya, i'm just gona take my knives and cut your brains out touring94: i bet you'd buy my knives then Eric Happy Meal: i think i get what your trying to say here touring94: then your son, who had what some call the shining, would get a black man to come to the rescue, and i'd cut him with my cutsco axe touring94: stainless steel carbon composite axe touring94: later on they'd find my body frozen outside in the garden Eric Happy Meal: holy crap, if they made an axe made out of this **** it coulde ****** cut through a house touring94: they'd say damn that guy was crazy, but that axe won't ever go dull, time to get in touch will paul bunyun Eric Happy Meal: for rillz touring94: then ole paul would come around and cut down tree after tree, till some ******* with a chainsaw stole his glory |
touring94: somehow a blue ox ties into this story, i think the ox belonged to paul
Eric Happy Meal: yeah, but the ox got mad ox disease and went crazy touring94: mad ox disease, thats some scary **** touring94: they use to sell ox in the grocery store too, albertsons believe it or not touring94: not the knife store Eric Happy Meal: im sure they used cutco to cut the ox though touring94: paper, rock, scissors touring94: they used scissor Eric Happy Meal: rock, paper, scissors touring94: rock to kill the ox, scissor to cut him up, and paper to wrap the meat, which was fed to Africans who ended up giving the disease to other canabils and eventually fed to cows through their crushed bones touring94: next thing you know some guy in America got the disease and decided to sell knives in the states.....thats where you come into the pictures. kill yourself now rather than waiting for the mad cow disease to impare your judgement anymore. |
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