you know I'm bad!Three years ago, when i was stationed at Dyess AFB in Abilene TX, i decided to drive around town with my autocross stickers and a helmet on. Suddenly ALL the idiots come out of the woodwork. Everybody in a pickup truck with pipes, wanted some. SOOOO many people got their asses handed to them. One guy in a truck (old 80's ford, with primer gray) said he's never lost to an import. Took him to then end of the strip and then gave him my taillights. Not once, not twice, but 6 consecutive times. Each time with a new excuse. He eventually went home. Beat my first Neon RT. Pretty red with the white stripes. I let off in 2nd because i already had 4 cars on him. He now drives a TII. Also beat my first civic, and my first GST that evening. In the end some Mexican by the name of Miguel showed me how's it's done, and gave me his taillights. We're now friends. That evening was the beginning, of drag racing carreer. (if that's what you would call it)



Oh yeah the following weekend, the guy with the P/U wanted some. He said he was now ready because he got 8mm wires and synthetic Oil. What a redneck, like that will gain you the 3 cars i had on him, or solve the hideous traction he had. Some people will just never learn.

 

LOL... The word redneck fuggin cracks me up! :mullet:

 

I don't call them rednecks, they post it on the back of their P/U trucks. Although Abilene does have a few 12 sec trucks, most of them are jokes. Even the lightings.

 

The lightings are prolly the only ford i would buy

 

Except for the one you own? ahah

 

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it's still a pickup.