What the hell. I'm about to turn 23. Yet yesterday I call the doc with a problem, they want me to come in right away. I go to "urgent care", urgently wait for 2 hours, just to have some weird old guy shove his fingers up my ***, which by the way HURTS LIKE HELL. I don't know how gay men and freaky women can deal with that. Anyways, internal hemorrhoids.



Ever see the Preparation H commercials? They're all old people!! You don't see some strapping, young 20-something-year-old in the commercial, "yo dude, I shoulda used Preparation H!" The mood of my Monday can be summed up with this: "**** suppository"

 

If it helps, my friend who's 19 took sleeping pills all week to try and get some rest, but his intestine was funky and he digested them all at once and passed out. At the hospital they said that should/could have been lethal and he had to drink charcoal to get it out of his system, then he had blood coming out of the wrong places, also had to get that **** stuff done, to find out he just had a parasite in his anus.



I told him not to swim in the kiddie pool....

 

wow that can't be cool, note to self never sit on cold objects too long.

 

[quote name='nismo convert' date='Apr 5 2005, 01:28 PM']note to self never sit on cold objects too long.


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you've never heard that sitting on coldthings can give you hemroids?

 

No, who goes around sitting on cold things? Doc said it's from straining, as in while crapping or lifting something heavy. I was helping someone move on Saturday.

 

So, what the hell are hemorrhoids anyway?

 

sitting on things like the cold ground ie while working on a car apparently can cause them.

 

Wow, sux to be Baldy. I'm 25, and have the physical constitution of a man 15/16ths my age!

 

I thought it's where your intestines like, pop out your *** and stuff? Just push 'em back in. Damn intestines don't know what they're doing anyway.