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[quote name='Sinful7' date='Apr 5 2005, 12:18 PM']I thought it's where your intestines like, pop out your *** and stuff? Just push 'em back in. Damn intestines don't know what they're doing anyway.
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I think thats a hernia(sp?).
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Holy ****, uhhh... nevermind.
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I think thats a hernia(sp?).
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[quote name='89 Rag' date='Apr 5 2005, 01:41 PM']OMFG!
Link the pic next time, I just yacked all over the place, my desk and clothes are fucked!
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sorry!
i thought the size was perfect though!
Link the pic next time, I just yacked all over the place, my desk and clothes are fucked!
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sorry!
i thought the size was perfect though!
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AHHHH who deleted my lovely pic?
heres a link for you guys who did not have the chance to see it.
<<<<NOT WORK SAFE, NOT HOME SAFE, NOT REALLY SAFE AT ALL>>>>
http://www.drmartinsnakeoil.com/Imag...t%20Lifter.jpg
<<<<NOT WORK SAFE, NOT HOME SAFE, NOT REALLY SAFE AT ALL>>>>
heres a link for you guys who did not have the chance to see it.
<<<<NOT WORK SAFE, NOT HOME SAFE, NOT REALLY SAFE AT ALL>>>>
http://www.drmartinsnakeoil.com/Imag...t%20Lifter.jpg
<<<<NOT WORK SAFE, NOT HOME SAFE, NOT REALLY SAFE AT ALL>>>>
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[quote name='Sinful7' date='Apr 5 2005, 01:48 PM']So, what the hell are hemorrhoids anyway?
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(the doc drew a rudementary diagram for me) You have veins around your anus. When you strain to hard, the pressure can cause them to swell up. They can be inside or outside the hole. If they're inside, they can eventually lead to outside if not treated*; the ones outside are supposed to be quite painful. Inside you don't feel it, but you get the bloody poo.
*treatment consists of sitting in warm water ("sitz bath") 20 minutes, twice a day (relaxes the muscle, relieves the pressure on the veins); along with a suppository twice a day, for 6 days. The suppository is hydrocortisone, uh, forgot the second word, but pretty much like witch hazel, and is supposed to be anit-inflammatory or anitseptic, I can't remember.
What I remember reading back when Edna was pregnant was that the external ones can resemble grapes, maybe that's what you're thinking of.
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(the doc drew a rudementary diagram for me) You have veins around your anus. When you strain to hard, the pressure can cause them to swell up. They can be inside or outside the hole. If they're inside, they can eventually lead to outside if not treated*; the ones outside are supposed to be quite painful. Inside you don't feel it, but you get the bloody poo.
*treatment consists of sitting in warm water ("sitz bath") 20 minutes, twice a day (relaxes the muscle, relieves the pressure on the veins); along with a suppository twice a day, for 6 days. The suppository is hydrocortisone, uh, forgot the second word, but pretty much like witch hazel, and is supposed to be anit-inflammatory or anitseptic, I can't remember.
What I remember reading back when Edna was pregnant was that the external ones can resemble grapes, maybe that's what you're thinking of.
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[quote name='Sinful7' date='Apr 5 2005, 01:45 PM']Me, **********er.
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yeah it was a bad idea to post that up, but i thought it my be informative for anyone who has had that or who might have it in the future!
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yeah it was a bad idea to post that up, but i thought it my be informative for anyone who has had that or who might have it in the future!