NEON specifically neon valve stem covers that light up when the car is going 10+ MPH...



You might be a ricer if you blow bye someone at the THIRD stop light and hit your emergency flashers.

 

if you have that fake nos purge banzia posted about

 

if ur gay

 

that about sums it up

 

If you race grid-lock



When at a stop light, the guy behind you rips your wing & Beats you with it.



if you remove pistons for weight reduction



if you have more pounds of unpainted fiberglass on your then you do brain cells



if you've ever gained 25 hp from a air filter



if you have a chunk of metal stuck to your fart to that make a "blow off" sound..... yeah ya dumb ***, BOV always go off when accelerating!!