You Might Be A Redneck If.....
02-28-2003, 01:39 PM
#16
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Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
They just raised the drinking age in your state to 32 on account of they wanted to keep alcohol out of the schools.
The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
You've painted a car with house paint.
You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
Your child's first words were "Attention K-Mart shoppers!"
lol im done now
kevin.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
They just raised the drinking age in your state to 32 on account of they wanted to keep alcohol out of the schools.
The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
You've painted a car with house paint.
You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
Your child's first words were "Attention K-Mart shoppers!"
lol im done now
kevin.
02-28-2003, 01:41 PM
#17
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Feb 28 2003, 02:35 PM
(true story)
you have deer parts, particularly lower legs, laying around the yard for dogs to play with
you have deer parts, particularly lower legs, laying around the yard for dogs to play with
02-28-2003, 01:50 PM
#18
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Originally Posted by teknics' date='Feb 28 2003, 02:41 PM
[quote name='Baldy' date='Feb 28 2003, 02:35 PM'] (true story)
you have deer parts, particularly lower legs, laying around the yard for dogs to play with
you have deer parts, particularly lower legs, laying around the yard for dogs to play with
my wife and I go to this nice house out of town for a baby shower, and on our way out, we see all these deer legs laying around in the well-manicured lawn
later I met the father of the house...major redneck
02-28-2003, 01:51 PM
#19
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Feb 28 2003, 02:50 PM
[quote name='teknics' date='Feb 28 2003, 02:41 PM'] [quote name='Baldy' date='Feb 28 2003, 02:35 PM'] (true story)
you have deer parts, particularly lower legs, laying around the yard for dogs to play with
you have deer parts, particularly lower legs, laying around the yard for dogs to play with
my wife and I go to this nice house out of town for a baby shower, and on our way out, we see all these deer legs laying around in the well-manicured lawn
later I met the father of the house...major redneck [/quote]
LMFAO
kevin.
