1. the emmission test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto the rollers



2. you can't drive your car in the rain



3. your 'significant other' is afraid to drive your car



4. you are afriad to drive your car



5. you spend more on tyres than on food



6. you look in a police car and see a picture of your car taped to the dash



7. you throw your underwear in the garbage rather than the washing



8. you have to go to the track or airport to buy fuel



9. your local mechanic names the new wing of his workshop after you



10. you can cross lake eyre in less than 10 parsecs



11. you're tempted to wear your firesuit just to drive to the office



12. red signal lights change to green as you're approaching then change back after you're gone



13. you arrive somewhere before you left



14. you get pulled over doing 225 in a 60 zone,but the cops will let you go if they can look under the bonnet



15. you remove the $2000 stereo system to save 2kgs of weight



16. you get an anonymous phone call asking if you're interested in being in the cannonball run



17. without pushing the car,there is no way to sneak out of your neibourhood at 6am



18. your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened



19. family photos throughout the house are replaced with life-sized posters of your car



20. fuel is delivered to your home in 44 gallon drums



21. you carry earplugs in your car



22. the only spot on the car which receives any regular cleaning is the windscreen



23. you find out that side mirrors don't hold up at speeds exceeding 250km/h



24. you spend more time on two wheels than most people spend over 100 km/h



25. you watch the fuel guage go down as you cruise along the highway



26. the guys down at the street drags wont run against you without a 10 second start



27. you type your name into internet search engines and the results say "Too Fast"



28.you spend more on tuning your car for an event than a 2 week holiday in Bali.

 

Sounds like me! well not really, but maybe in a couple years.

 

Wow, some of that really applies to me!



Edit: I found out that my passenger side door handle panel on the inside blows off at about 140mph.

 

ive seen 25 first hand!

 

i see it everyday and every night



woo 8mpg



kevin.

 

1,2,3,5,6 (pic of me not the car),12,15,17,18,22,25



those are the ones that apply to me



kevin.

 

haha

 

I don't understand 10, and the ones that apply to me are 17 and 22. But that's not because I have a lot of HP.