I got a few more, but considering i'm already in a sour mood - I don't feel like offending people.

I think the worst thing I ever said was to a fat person who called me an *******



her: "you're an *******!"



me: "I might be an *******, but at least I can change that if I want. You'll always be fat."

LOL, but Jenny Craig might set you up.

Girl: "I wonder where my boyfriend is he should have been here over an hour ago... i getting worried"



Me: "Maybe he got in a horrible car wreck and is died."



she cried after that and i had to tell her that her boyfriend wasn't dead but is was so funny



Friend: "Dude my life really suck, and everybody hates me, and no one understands me."



Me: "well if you life sucks so much maybe you should end it."



Friend: "Now i know who to come to if im feeling down."



i thought it was funny and so did he after a while when he feltt better

this is just funny, not really mean..

(reference to speaker box)



girl to my friend* when are you going to make my box???



me* I thought those came stock..



she didnt get it and had to have her boyfriend explain it while i laughed my ass off



after explaining:



girl* its not a square... is it??



Justin

Given that Aussie slang for playing hide the sausage is 'root' (And couldn't you lot just get in SO much trouble down here with that? Rooting for your team, root beer blah blah) I quite like:



Have you ever been walking in a forest and tripped over a tree? No? How about a root?

surprisingly i got nothign on this thread

I told my ex girlfriend I wished I hadn't kept her from killing herself....but hey, it was true.

Hahahah!

I slammed some kids face into a desk for calling me a fag. Well he did it twice. I said something about him not doing the work, so he said "it's right here fag!" and i said" DOnt ever call me that again please." And he said "SHutup Fag" SO i put him in the headlock type deal and slammed his face into his desk, all the while telling him what a ******* idiot he was for pissing off the Sp00nster.