To get off the other hot topics....ugh...



Ok this one time, I was trying (hint, trying... I can't even get good feeds from people on the NET!!) to pick up a girl in Ocean City....



Well anyway, she was rather rude to me and I said:



"OK then, bitch. If your ***** is THAT good, you can eat it your ******* self".



I got slapped. But it was SO worth it!

Ive always been a fan of the age old "NICE SHOES, WANNA ****?"

Or- "You want to go out for some Pizza and then we ****?" girl:NO "why you have something against Pizza?"

HAH!

LMAO @ ROB

LOL

*This is me drunk about 7 yrs ao and my couin heard this onversaon witha girl I was ********





Girl* (Can me and you get seriuos and be g/f and b/f)

Me* (Yeah if no one knows)





Months after *******..and no I didnt want a relashionship...

A dude comes in my office (There you go Rob, I work for a Bank) and he looks kinda ragedy, we usually only take clients with deposits over $250K so I didn't think he knew that. He wanted to open a bussines account with us so he was directed to me.





Guy: I'd like to open an account with your bank.

Me: Do you have any money?



I don't know what came over me but I just said that and he left in a fury.I never got a chance to apologize.

Lend me $250,000 then.. a mere bag of shells for your bank ( I have Ralph Cramdon in my head today )

i bet that guy had like 4 million. all the weirdo's have the most money. the people you never expect are the ones with all the $$$

There were some weird folks that used to have a yacht at the marina I used to live at. They were so goddamned rich, but they dressed in clothes that looked like leftover thrift store stock. They were nice folks, but totally weird acting sometimes.