the people in woodside like to pretend they are country bumpkins or something, they go out and buy beat up pickups and stuff. larry ellision lives there, its not exactly a poor part of town



mike

When I was 11 I was cruising thru Cortland NY, when I saw this attractive middle aged lady, I leaned out the window and yelled (in a screeeching pre-pubescent way) "Pardon me miss, but do you Face-Sit?"

i have a good one from work. installed a cdrw in a customer's machine. she was probably 18-21 pretty hot anyway. she was hanging out in the back flirting yadda yadda. she went to sign the paperwork for the machine and asked if she had to. i said you have to sign it but you can put whatever name you want. i like the name haywood ja blowme https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



that was a kodak moment https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

To my best friend...



"You're a bitch, and so is your mother.”



“You both talk the talk about being bible humpers, yet when you're not around people who know(think) you are, you act the opposite. So **** you”



We didn’t talk for a few days, but after that we talked again. It’s a normal ritural(sp?).



and some other stuff...

good to see you back. I knew you wouldn’t leave.

I told someone i hoped that they died in a plane crash. I felt like the worst person in the word and i cried for like a week

some chick was asking me a whole bunch of questions one night and one of them was would i go out with a slut i answered no. Her next question was would i go out with her i said i already told you i wont go out with sluts. She never asked anymore questions.

Choke on my **** and die you ****!



Thats pretty bad huh?

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Damn...I don't where to start, the 1st time I did or said anything bad to a female , believe it or not was in 1st grade. I sneaked in the girls bathroom w/my little girlfriend and we got completely naked. Of course I did'nt know what to do, so we kissed and I felt and she grabbed my ass and I punch her in the head and told her to get the hell out of the stall, just as that happened I looked up and all I saw were two BIG blue eyes, **** it was the teacher. Let's just say I had to be walked to the bathroom the rest of the year.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/devil.gif