To get off the other hot topics....ugh...
Ok this one time, I was trying (hint, trying... I can't even get good feeds from people on the NET!!) to pick up a girl in Ocean City.... Well anyway, she was rather rude to me and I said: "OK then, bitch. If your ***** is THAT good, you can eat it your ******* self". I got slapped. But it was SO worth it! |
Ive always been a fan of the age old "NICE SHOES, WANNA ****?"
Or- "You want to go out for some Pizza and then we ****?" girl:NO "why you have something against Pizza?" |
HAH!
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LMAO @ ROB
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Oct 10 2002, 04:21 PM
Ive always been a fan of the age old "NICE SHOES, WANNA ****?"
Or- "You want to go out for some Pizza and then we ****?" girl:NO "why you have something against Pizza?" |
*This is me drunk about 7 yrs ao and my couin heard this onversaon witha girl I was ********
Girl* (Can me and you get seriuos and be g/f and b/f) Me* (Yeah if no one knows) Months after *******..and no I didnt want a relashionship... |
A dude comes in my office (There you go Rob, I work for a Bank) and he looks kinda ragedy, we usually only take clients with deposits over $250K so I didn't think he knew that. He wanted to open a bussines account with us so he was directed to me.
Guy: I'd like to open an account with your bank. Me: Do you have any money? I don't know what came over me but I just said that and he left in a fury.I never got a chance to apologize. |
Originally Posted by 7Sweety' date='Oct 10 2002, 04:47 PM
A dude comes in my office (There you go Rob, I work for a Bank) and he looks kinda ragedy, we usually only take clients with deposits over $250K so I didn't think he knew that. He wanted to open a bussines account with us so he was directed to me.
Guy: I'd like to open an account with your bank. Me: Do you have any money? I don't know what came over me but I just said that and he left in a fury.I never got a chance to apologize. |
i bet that guy had like 4 million. all the weirdo's have the most money. the people you never expect are the ones with all the $$$
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There were some weird folks that used to have a yacht at the marina I used to live at. They were so goddamned rich, but they dressed in clothes that looked like leftover thrift store stock. They were nice folks, but totally weird acting sometimes.
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the people in woodside like to pretend they are country bumpkins or something, they go out and buy beat up pickups and stuff. larry ellision lives there, its not exactly a poor part of town
mike |
When I was 11 I was cruising thru Cortland NY, when I saw this attractive middle aged lady, I leaned out the window and yelled (in a screeeching pre-pubescent way) "Pardon me miss, but do you Face-Sit?"
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i have a good one from work. installed a cdrw in a customer's machine. she was probably 18-21 pretty hot anyway. she was hanging out in the back flirting yadda yadda. she went to sign the paperwork for the machine and asked if she had to. i said you have to sign it but you can put whatever name you want. i like the name haywood ja blowme https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png
that was a kodak moment https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png |
To my best friend...
"You're a bitch, and so is your mother.” “You both talk the talk about being bible humpers, yet when you're not around people who know(think) you are, you act the opposite. So **** you” We didn’t talk for a few days, but after that we talked again. It’s a normal ritural(sp?). and some other stuff... |
Originally Posted by 7Sweety' date='Oct 10 2002, 04:47 PM
A dude comes in my office (There you go Rob, I work for a Bank) and he looks kinda ragedy, we usually only take clients with deposits over $250K so I didn't think he knew that. He wanted to open a bussines account with us so he was directed to me.
Guy: I'd like to open an account with your bank. Me: Do you have any money? I don't know what came over me but I just said that and he left in a fury.I never got a chance to apologize. |
I told someone i hoped that they died in a plane crash. I felt like the worst person in the word and i cried for like a week
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some chick was asking me a whole bunch of questions one night and one of them was would i go out with a slut i answered no. Her next question was would i go out with her i said i already told you i wont go out with sluts. She never asked anymore questions.
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Choke on my **** and die you ****!
Thats pretty bad huh? |
--"Asssphinctersayswhat"
--"What" --"Asssphinctersayswhat" --"What" --"Right" |
Damn...I don't where to start, the 1st time I did or said anything bad to a female , believe it or not was in 1st grade. I sneaked in the girls bathroom w/my little girlfriend and we got completely naked. Of course I did'nt know what to do, so we kissed and I felt and she grabbed my ass and I punch her in the head and told her to get the hell out of the stall, just as that happened I looked up and all I saw were two BIG blue eyes, **** it was the teacher. Let's just say I had to be walked to the bathroom the rest of the year.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/devil.gif
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I got a few more, but considering i'm already in a sour mood - I don't feel like offending people.
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I think the worst thing I ever said was to a fat person who called me an *******
her: "you're an *******!" me: "I might be an *******, but at least I can change that if I want. You'll always be fat." |
Originally Posted by ThirdGenRX7' date='Oct 10 2002, 06:36 PM
I think the worst thing I ever said was to a fat person who called me an *******
her: "you're an *******!" me: "I might be an *******, but at least I can change that if I want. You'll always be fat." |
Girl: "I wonder where my boyfriend is he should have been here over an hour ago... i getting worried"
Me: "Maybe he got in a horrible car wreck and is died." she cried after that and i had to tell her that her boyfriend wasn't dead but is was so funny Friend: "Dude my life really suck, and everybody hates me, and no one understands me." Me: "well if you life sucks so much maybe you should end it." Friend: "Now i know who to come to if im feeling down." i thought it was funny and so did he after a while when he feltt better |
this is just funny, not really mean..
(reference to speaker box) girl to my friend* when are you going to make my box??? me* I thought those came stock.. she didnt get it and had to have her boyfriend explain it while i laughed my ass off after explaining: girl* its not a square... is it?? Justin |
Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Oct 11 2002, 05:21 AM
Ive always been a fan of the age old "NICE SHOES, WANNA ****?"
Or- "You want to go out for some Pizza and then we ****?" girl:NO "why you have something against Pizza?" Have you ever been walking in a forest and tripped over a tree? No? How about a root? |
surprisingly i got nothign on this thread
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I told my ex girlfriend I wished I hadn't kept her from killing herself....but hey, it was true.
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Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Oct 11 2002, 10:13 AM
I told my ex girlfriend I wished I hadn't kept her from killing herself....but hey, it was true.
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I slammed some kids face into a desk for calling me a fag. Well he did it twice. I said something about him not doing the work, so he said "it's right here fag!" and i said" DOnt ever call me that again please." And he said "SHutup Fag" SO i put him in the headlock type deal and slammed his face into his desk, all the while telling him what a ******* idiot he was for pissing off the Sp00nster.
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Originally Posted by Muad'Dib' date='Oct 11 2002, 02:47 AM
this is just funny, not really mean..
(reference to speaker box) girl to my friend* when are you going to make my box??? me* I thought those came stock.. she didnt get it and had to have her boyfriend explain it while i laughed my ass off after explaining: girl* its not a square... is it?? Justin |
Your shits on the sidewalk cause you don't live here anymore and I am tired of you banging everyone you meet? Umm, yea I think that's bad isn't it?
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i dont remember any. but i say a lot of off the wall double meaning crap to unsuspecting girls.
but once i told some fat guy that was running. "why dont you roll, you might get there faster." |
"I'd rather eat the remains of my dead grandmother's asscrust than hit that"
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rather eat the rather eat?
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Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Oct 11 2002, 01:36 PM
rather eat the rather eat?
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Originally Posted by FCmaniac' date='Oct 11 2002, 11:37 AM
[quote name='9BASE3' date='Oct 11 2002, 01:36 PM']rather eat the rather eat?
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im to nice a person to have anything to put into this topic...
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i wouldn't hit that with vosko's dick and carluch pushing.
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