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Originally Posted by PistonKilla' date='Oct 11 2002, 12:10 PM
I slammed some kids face into a desk for calling me a fag. Well he did it twice. I said something about him not doing the work, so he said "it's right here fag!" and i said" DOnt ever call me that again please." And he said "SHutup Fag" SO i put him in the headlock type deal and slammed his face into his desk, all the while telling him what a ******* idiot he was for pissing off the Sp00nster.
Doing that to a kid for insulting you is well way to get your way *coughs* Not extactly. hehe, if someone told you that in the "real world" and you did that, your ass would be in jail. |
Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Oct 11 2002, 01:26 PM
Your shits on the sidewalk cause you don't live here anymore and I am tired of you banging everyone you meet? Umm, yea I think that's bad isn't it?
But that's funny as hell!!! I don't really think I've ever said anything "super" mean before! I prefer to keep anger bottled up inside so eventually it will explode an kill alot of innocent people! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png |
ME - Well, your wife came in and pulled all the money from the accounts last week and got a $5000 cash advance one the Visa
CUSTOMER - Oh ****, are you serious...holy **** ME - But thats not all...... After that the acct didnt have any money and she wrote a bunch of checks!!! CUSTOMER - Really?!?!? ME - Yea a bunch, like almost 100 checks!!! CUSTOMER - Oh my God!!! ME - Yea, you got over $2000 in NSF fees from all the bounced checks she wrote everywhere. Plus we had to return most all of them so it'll prob be another $2000+ worth of fees at the stores. And the checks themselves added up to around $3000. Poor guy starts crying Beat that lol STEPHEN |
Originally Posted by SpecialT' date='Oct 11 2002, 12:44 PM
[quote name='phinsup' date='Oct 11 2002, 01:26 PM']Your shits on the sidewalk cause you don't live here anymore and I am tired of you banging everyone you meet? Umm, yea I think that's bad isn't it?
But that's funny as hell!!! I don't really think I've ever said anything "super" mean before! I prefer to keep anger bottled up inside so eventually it will explode an kill alot of innocent people! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png[/quote] LOL yea well it was followed by a psychotic explanation of how it was my fault and I had caused it LOL |
Christi..never mind. i got nothing to say. ill think of something later
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Originally Posted by PistonKilla' date='Oct 11 2002, 01:31 PM
Christi..never mind. i got nothing to say. ill think of something later
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heheheheh.... I was waiting for someone to say that
"Did you say you wanted to see me sir" (to principal) "Yes, son, there seems to be another issue with your mouth in Spanish class" "Well DAD, maybe if that ****** queer sheep fucker would stop putting me on the spot in front of everyone everyday, I wouldn't be in here" "THAT'S ANOTHER 3 DAYS IN SCHOOL!!" "What the **** does it take to get out of school?!" (suspension) |
Well, I was going to say something stupid, but i had nothing good to say. But i do love posting, so i figured id post, and hope no one tried to kill me. especially christi. because like she doesnt like me and ****.
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Originally Posted by SPOautos' date='Oct 11 2002, 03:00 PM
ME - Well, your wife came in and pulled all the money from the accounts last week and got a $5000 cash advance one the Visa
CUSTOMER - Oh ****, are you serious...holy **** ME - But thats not all...... After that the acct didnt have any money and she wrote a bunch of checks!!! CUSTOMER - Really?!?!? ME - Yea a bunch, like almost 100 checks!!! CUSTOMER - Oh my God!!! ME - Yea, you got over $2000 in NSF fees from all the bounced checks she wrote everywhere. Plus we had to return most all of them so it'll prob be another $2000+ worth of fees at the stores. And the checks themselves added up to around $3000. Poor guy starts crying Beat that lol STEPHEN |
Originally Posted by P'cola FD' date='Oct 11 2002, 03:50 PM
[quote name='SPOautos' date='Oct 11 2002, 03:00 PM']ME - Well, your wife came in and pulled all the money from the accounts last week and got a $5000 cash advance one the Visa
CUSTOMER - Oh ****, are you serious...holy **** ME - But thats not all...... After that the acct didnt have any money and she wrote a bunch of checks!!! CUSTOMER - Really?!?!? ME - Yea a bunch, like almost 100 checks!!! CUSTOMER - Oh my God!!! ME - Yea, you got over $2000 in NSF fees from all the bounced checks she wrote everywhere. Plus we had to return most all of them so it'll prob be another $2000+ worth of fees at the stores. And the checks themselves added up to around $3000. Poor guy starts crying Beat that lol STEPHEN Yup. |
Originally Posted by bigtime' date='Oct 11 2002, 09:57 AM
surprisingly i got nothign on this thread
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Girl *talking to friends* : "I've gotten pulled over 10 times and haven't gotten a ticket."
Me *walking by and joining in*: "I bet you suck a mean dick too." yea...that one didn't go over too well...like 50 people literally heard it and they started laughing, some were even crying. Eventually we became friends...can anyone say "free breathalyzer test"? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif |
LOL Nice!
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='May 22 2003, 11:58 PM
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alrighty
me and my friend were at subway and he was short a quarter...so he takes one from the little cardboard stand where you insert quarters for kids suffering from cancer/ luchemia (sp?) and hollers "**** it shes going to die anyways" (10 year old girl) the clerk then said "dude my cousin died from luchemia when she was 8 " and walked into the back.... that was a pretty horrible thing to say...... bobby |
Originally Posted by rfreeman27' date='May 22 2003, 11:03 PM
alrighty
me and my friend were at subway and he was short a quarter...so he takes one from the little cardboard stand where you insert quarters for kids suffering from cancer/ luchemia (sp?) and hollers "**** it shes going to die anyways" (10 year old girl) the clerk then said "dude my cousin died from luchemia when she was 8 " and walked into the back.... that was a pretty horrible thing to say...... bobby That's pretty bad dude... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png |
ape!
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='May 22 2003, 11:25 PM
ape!
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i was at an n'sync concert once, and this 12 or 13 year old girl tried to cut in front of me and i told her to "piss off"
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Originally Posted by cymfc3s' date='May 22 2003, 11:30 PM
i was at an n'sync concert once, and this 12 or 13 year old girl tried to cut in front of me and i told her to "piss off"
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png |
Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='May 22 2003, 09:24 PM
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.png
That's pretty bad dude... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png |
Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='May 22 2003, 09:31 PM
WHAT????
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png |
Originally Posted by cymfc3s' date='May 22 2003, 11:33 PM
[quote name='9BASE3' date='May 22 2003, 09:31 PM'] WHAT????
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png LOL... N'Sync? |
Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='May 22 2003, 09:33 PM
[quote name='cymfc3s' date='May 22 2003, 11:33 PM'] [quote name='9BASE3' date='May 22 2003, 09:31 PM'] WHAT????
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png LOL... N'Sync? [/quote] N'Sync, Hanson, Enrique Iglesias, Jessica Simpson, bunch of others. |
Originally Posted by cymfc3s' date='May 22 2003, 09:33 PM
[quote name='9BASE3' date='May 22 2003, 09:31 PM'] WHAT????
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png 6am are you mad! mike |
Originally Posted by cymfc3s' date='May 22 2003, 11:35 PM
Enrique Iglesias, Jessica Simpson,
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i like engelbert humperdink
mike |
I once told someone "it would have been nice if your mom saved us all the trouble and headaches and just had an abortion."
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='May 23 2003, 12:48 AM
i like engelbert humperdink
mike http://www.queermusicheritage.com/APR2001/Lesgull.jpg kevin. |
I asked a FORMER friend how my dick tasted. He said "What the **** are you talkin about" , I said " I know she's got you lickin that cum dumpster, **********er, SO HOW'S MY DICK TASTE?"
After I found out he was ******* my ex-girlfriend. Not really the worst thing but a damn funny one https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png |
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I didnt say this but actions speak louder than words
I was bored one week and started hanging out with this crack***** I met on IRC. She was fun to do stuff with but she was always trying to get in my pants and i really didnt want to go there, but being a crack***** made her pretty nutty and quite amusing, fun to laugh at. So we're driving in my 7 and it's raining outside, the girl keeps putting her hand in my crotch trying to **** with me while driving, now I hate this.. no matter who you are, don't **** with me while driving, even if I'd normally poke you in the pooper without thinking twice. This is even worse when conditions are shitty out like rain and I've got bald tires on the back. So then she stops touching me and tries to start smoking a cigarette in my damn car.... this is another nono, so I tell her she can't smoke in my car. She says she's either going to smoke or play with my ****.... in the mean time I'm getting more upset and speed has increased to around 70. So she starts going for the crotch again but this time I realise she has no seat belt on and this is enabling her to reach over for my stuff, stroke of genius comes over me. brakes hit hard, crack*****s head meets instrument panel, and bounces off into windshield. (surprised it didnt crack the windshield) she never touched me, smoked, or forgot her seat belt in the car from that moment on. and she had a big assed bump on her head https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png ****** crack*****s. this girl was such a winner, i should write about her in my journal... just a taste of the fucked up ****: had two kids by the time she was 18, got the police to come take them away by throwing one at the ground hard enough to cause it to bleed for unknown reasons and called the police herself... my guess is she was just offloading the responsibility and had to do something that deemed her incapable of caring for her kids. I heard from her a few months ago (this scenario happend over a year ago), over AIM, she's now supposedly a born again xtian and is getting her kids back... I should have probably killed her when I had the chance. |
Originally Posted by pengaru' date='May 24 2003, 09:02 PM
I didnt say this but actions speak louder than words
I was bored one week and started hanging out with this crack***** I met on IRC. She was fun to do stuff with but she was always trying to get in my pants and i really didnt want to go there, but being a crack***** made her pretty nutty and quite amusing, fun to laugh at. So we're driving in my 7 and it's raining outside, the girl keeps putting her hand in my crotch trying to **** with me while driving, now I hate this.. no matter who you are, don't **** with me while driving, even if I'd normally poke you in the pooper without thinking twice. This is even worse when conditions are shitty out like rain and I've got bald tires on the back. So then she stops touching me and tries to start smoking a cigarette in my damn car.... this is another nono, so I tell her she can't smoke in my car. She says she's either going to smoke or play with my ****.... in the mean time I'm getting more upset and speed has increased to around 70. So she starts going for the crotch again but this time I realise she has no seat belt on and this is enabling her to reach over for my stuff, stroke of genius comes over me. brakes hit hard, crack*****s head meets instrument panel, and bounces off into windshield. (surprised it didnt crack the windshield) she never touched me, smoked, or forgot her seat belt in the car from that moment on. and she had a big assed bump on her head https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png ****** crack*****s. this girl was such a winner, i should write about her in my journal... just a taste of the fucked up ****: had two kids by the time she was 18, got the police to come take them away by throwing one at the ground hard enough to cause it to bleed for unknown reasons and called the police herself... my guess is she was just offloading the responsibility and had to do something that deemed her incapable of caring for her kids. I heard from her a few months ago (this scenario happend over a year ago), over AIM, she's now supposedly a born again xtian and is getting her kids back... I should have probably killed her when I had the chance. |
which part do you think is BS? I have the conversation about her being a born again xtian logged actually, because some of my friends who met her could not believe it when I told them...
the log is here: http://pengaru.com/~swivel/*******moron.txt you'd be surprised the type of people you can find on dal net IRC. |
Dude thats a funny ass story
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Originally Posted by pengaru' date='May 24 2003, 09:16 PM
which part do you think is BS? I have the conversation about her being a born again xtian logged actually, because some of my friends who met her could not believe it when I told them...
the log is here: http://pengaru.com/~swivel/*******moron.txt you'd be surprised the type of people you can find on dal net IRC. |
Originally Posted by Srce94FD' date='May 25 2003, 02:24 AM
[quote name='pengaru' date='May 24 2003, 09:16 PM'] which part do you think is BS? I have the conversation about her being a born again xtian logged actually, because some of my friends who met her could not believe it when I told them...
the log is here: http://pengaru.com/~swivel/*******moron.txt you'd be surprised the type of people you can find on dal net IRC. I'm totally relaxed, I hope you didnt think the *******moron.txt filename was because of you, it's been named that since I logged that conversation, shes the ******* moron. |
My Crush at that time: Heyyyy I miss you!
Me: what's your point? My Crush: Leo, I miss you!!! Me: Um, So What? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683358.gif I'm such an idiot |
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