FOSTERS is AUSTRALIAN, DICK!

 

look at a can, it says brewed in canada ******!!! I stock beer all day I would know.

 

you ever have gas so bad that it makes you double over in pain. that sucks.

 

Gotta love gastric pains. One time I farted.







yeah then a kid puked. It was great.

 

Fart in a pringles can, put the lid on quick, then put it out in the sun for a day, then give it to someone you dont particularly care for...revenge is sweet.

 

Better yet, pull up to a bank and fart in the tube thing after you put your $ in it. Then send it to "miss stuck up bitch behind the window" She might know it was you but you'll get to see her reaction and she won't be able to get away from it

 

awesome

 

trust me, i got to see shanes gas in action today when we were working on my stupid windows, he blew wind with a stench of epic proportions, an hour later, i got in the fb and drove it home and realized that it still smelt like shanes hour old butt blast....the crazy thing was that he was outside of my car with the door open when he did it.....

 

Judging by the pic in your avy, are you sure it was'nt just a "love tap"

 

I DRINK beer all day.



it's brewed in Canada because importing it from Aussy land would cost too damn much, it's a molson beer so if you import it from canada it's still "imported"



therefore AUSTRALIAN