man i have had the worst gas for the last day, i farted last night and the thing smelled so bad that i felt like i was gonna throw up, and im not exagerrating. i just let one go here at work and it smelled like driving by a natural gas plant. i think the cause is some baked beans that a coworker brought yesterday, i guess she didnt start with pork and beans like my family usually does, pork and beans never gives me gas.
THIS SUCKS! |
oh, if anyone is mad at someone i can try to jar one up and send it to them, youll have to pay for the jar and shipping of course
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I'm into this new thing where I grab a sock, fart on it, and throw it at people. (usually my wife)
OH NOS, IT ARE A POOT BOMB!!! |
Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Dec 24 2004, 12:14 PM
I'm into this new thing where I grab a sock, fart on it, and throw it at people. (usually my wife)
OH NOS, IT ARE A POOT BOMB!!! thats disgusting, and even worse that you would do it to your wife. |
i ate a whole box of chicken wings at the company christmas party.
its a good thing i work alone https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif |
Open this file....I think you'll find it applicable.
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Originally Posted by Shane.Trammell' date='Dec 24 2004, 12:16 PM
nah...she's a really cool wife. as revenge she waits until I'm in the shower and sneaks in the bathroom. Then she throws the curtain back and slaps my wet back and/or ass as hard as she can. stings like a bitch, but hey...whatever. We have a lot of fun. |
it seems that he had married her for a reason!
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Last night I had a pound of spicy wings and about ten beers. Canadian made beer so that really good stuff, not watery.
Yeah all night and into today I was dropping huge bombs nonstop |
"Fosters, Canadian for beer"
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