man i have had the worst gas for the last day, i farted last night and the thing smelled so bad that i felt like i was gonna throw up, and im not exagerrating. i just let one go here at work and it smelled like driving by a natural gas plant. i think the cause is some baked beans that a coworker brought yesterday, i guess she didnt start with pork and beans like my family usually does, pork and beans never gives me gas.



THIS SUCKS!

 

oh, if anyone is mad at someone i can try to jar one up and send it to them, youll have to pay for the jar and shipping of course

 

I'm into this new thing where I grab a sock, fart on it, and throw it at people. (usually my wife)



OH NOS, IT ARE A POOT BOMB!!!

 

thats disgusting, and even worse that you would do it to your wife.

 

i ate a whole box of chicken wings at the company christmas party.



its a good thing i work alone

 

Open this file....I think you'll find it applicable.

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nah...she's a really cool wife.



as revenge she waits until I'm in the shower and sneaks in the bathroom. Then she throws the curtain back and slaps my wet back and/or *** as hard as she can.



stings like a bitch, but hey...whatever.



We have a lot of fun.

 

it seems that he had married her for a reason!

 

Last night I had a pound of spicy wings and about ten beers. Canadian made beer so that really good stuff, not watery.



Yeah all night and into today I was dropping huge bombs nonstop

 

"Fosters, Canadian for beer"