The Worst Gas
#1
man i have had the worst gas for the last day, i farted last night and the thing smelled so bad that i felt like i was gonna throw up, and im not exagerrating. i just let one go here at work and it smelled like driving by a natural gas plant. i think the cause is some baked beans that a coworker brought yesterday, i guess she didnt start with pork and beans like my family usually does, pork and beans never gives me gas.
THIS SUCKS!
THIS SUCKS!
#4
Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Dec 24 2004, 12:14 PM
I'm into this new thing where I grab a sock, fart on it, and throw it at people. (usually my wife)
OH NOS, IT ARE A POOT BOMB!!!
OH NOS, IT ARE A POOT BOMB!!!
thats disgusting, and even worse that you would do it to your wife.
#7
Originally Posted by Shane.Trammell' date='Dec 24 2004, 12:16 PM
nah...she's a really cool wife.
as revenge she waits until I'm in the shower and sneaks in the bathroom. Then she throws the curtain back and slaps my wet back and/or *** as hard as she can.
stings like a bitch, but hey...whatever.
We have a lot of fun.