why are bitches so GOD DAMNED S T U P I D !?!?
11-13-2006, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Seppuku' post='845155' date='Nov 13 2006, 05:17 PM
thats why i dont date blondes
Just cause their bald and have no teeth doesnt mean they arent blonde. Anyhow blondes are more fun.
11-14-2006, 10:28 AM
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i found a better way of dealing with her.
She takes more naps than anyone that i have ever seen. She is also too much of a ***** to go wandering around ANYWHERE by herself. Seriously... she hasn't done anything that i have initiated, and then complains about my plans. Whenever she takes a nap... she wakes up to an empty room. I eventually return , late in the day.
Soooo......now she wants to sit around and borrow my laptop to check her email and "i'm_a_loser_who_has_no_real_life.com" (AKA Myspace.com)
"sure... help yourself" as i leave her stranded in the room...again.
5 hours later i return .
her " i can't figure out how to turn your laptop on"
"heh, that sucks huh?"
(hmm.... sucks that i decharged the battery and you don't have a AC adapter for Italy, huh?)
It must suck sitting in one of the most beautiful places in the work (other than a tittybar) with nothing to do.
PS.. i stood at her side of the bed last night holding a pillow. If i knew of some Italian Mafia people to dispose of her, i woulda smothered her......seriously.
She takes more naps than anyone that i have ever seen. She is also too much of a ***** to go wandering around ANYWHERE by herself. Seriously... she hasn't done anything that i have initiated, and then complains about my plans. Whenever she takes a nap... she wakes up to an empty room. I eventually return , late in the day.
Soooo......now she wants to sit around and borrow my laptop to check her email and "i'm_a_loser_who_has_no_real_life.com" (AKA Myspace.com)
"sure... help yourself" as i leave her stranded in the room...again.
5 hours later i return .
her " i can't figure out how to turn your laptop on"
"heh, that sucks huh?"
(hmm.... sucks that i decharged the battery and you don't have a AC adapter for Italy, huh?)
It must suck sitting in one of the most beautiful places in the work (other than a tittybar) with nothing to do.
PS.. i stood at her side of the bed last night holding a pillow. If i knew of some Italian Mafia people to dispose of her, i woulda smothered her......seriously.
