why are bitches so GOD DAMNED S T U P I D !?!?
11-13-2006, 01:54 PM
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ok... so a chick i know from the states wants to visit me while i am on vacation in London and Italy this time.. She flies out here,.........and what does she want to do. Check her Email and Myspace bullshit like 4-5 times a day.. cause she misses her friends already.
"want to go out and see the city tonight?"
Her " all the stores are closed already"
" there is absolutly NOTHING here that you can't buy online"
Her " but i wanna brag to people that i bought it in Italy"
"lame.... well, you can shop tommorrow, wanna go out and see the city?"
Her " what is there to see?? i don't see anything but old buildings"
"this is one of the most beautiful cities in the world......."
Her " I wanna buy a Pradda handbag"
"i'm going out to get a ****** drink and hope that the mafia takes you while i'm out............."
"want to go out and see the city tonight?"
Her " all the stores are closed already"
" there is absolutly NOTHING here that you can't buy online"
Her " but i wanna brag to people that i bought it in Italy"
"lame.... well, you can shop tommorrow, wanna go out and see the city?"
Her " what is there to see?? i don't see anything but old buildings"
"this is one of the most beautiful cities in the world......."
Her " I wanna buy a Pradda handbag"
"i'm going out to get a ****** drink and hope that the mafia takes you while i'm out............."
11-13-2006, 04:26 PM
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back from the bar!!!
Ok, been friends with her for years, 98% of all talking to her has been online though... met her in person when i was working in the states and have been BSíng with her online ever since.
Banzai...... she's not a stripper... atleast then i could find a real use for her.
Sukai.... she is ruining my trip so far... no bullshit... she went to bed last night at 8 pm... we got up at 6 am... got on a train at 7 pm... she sleep the ENTIRE TIME on a 10 hour train trip from Paris to Firenze, Italy. We spent about an hour in Firenze going out to grab a bite to eat... and she went home and went to sleep. I think she has narcalepsy or something. Jesus............ i should have brought Banzai over instead.
Ok, been friends with her for years, 98% of all talking to her has been online though... met her in person when i was working in the states and have been BSíng with her online ever since.
Banzai...... she's not a stripper... atleast then i could find a real use for her.
Sukai.... she is ruining my trip so far... no bullshit... she went to bed last night at 8 pm... we got up at 6 am... got on a train at 7 pm... she sleep the ENTIRE TIME on a 10 hour train trip from Paris to Firenze, Italy. We spent about an hour in Firenze going out to grab a bite to eat... and she went home and went to sleep. I think she has narcalepsy or something. Jesus............ i should have brought Banzai over instead.
11-13-2006, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by GreyGT-C' post='845162' date='Nov 13 2006, 02:26 PM
Banzai...... she's not a stripper... atleast then i could find a real use for her.
Sukai.... she is ruining my trip so far... no bullshit... she went to bed last night at 8 pm... we got up at 6 am... got on a train at 7 pm... she sleep the ENTIRE TIME on a 10 hour train trip from Paris to Firenze, Italy. We spent about an hour in Firenze going out to grab a bite to eat... and she went home and went to sleep. I think she has narcalepsy or something. Jesus............ i should have brought Banzai over instead.
OOH! Next time bring me!
I’m blonde AND I understand why you want to port your 13b-rew
jkjk
how much longer are you going to be in Europe? Send her home on the next plane
btw: what color did you paint your car? Is it a basic basecoat/clear coat? that’s what I am going to paint my next FD
Either that or antifreeze green by Dupont (but I am the only one on the face of the earth who likes that color!)