ok... so a chick i know from the states wants to visit me while i am on vacation in London and Italy this time.. She flies out here,.........and what does she want to do. Check her Email and Myspace bullshit like 4-5 times a day.. cause she misses her friends already.



"want to go out and see the city tonight?"



Her " all the stores are closed already"



" there is absolutly NOTHING here that you can't buy online"



Her " but i wanna brag to people that i bought it in Italy"



"lame.... well, you can shop tommorrow, wanna go out and see the city?"



Her " what is there to see?? i don't see anything but old buildings"



"this is one of the most beautiful cities in the world......."



Her " I wanna buy a Pradda handbag"



"i'm going out to get a ****** drink and hope that the mafia takes you while i'm out............."

wHO SEZ STRIPPERS ARE STOOPID?

show her YOUR prada handbang!

She won't sound near as stupid with your meat in her mouth.

Not all girls are stupid https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.gif



lol, how did you become friends with her anyways?



dont let her ruin your trip! Good luck https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.gif

thats why i dont date blondes

back from the bar!!!



Ok, been friends with her for years, 98% of all talking to her has been online though... met her in person when i was working in the states and have been BSíng with her online ever since.



Banzai...... she's not a stripper... atleast then i could find a real use for her.





Sukai.... she is ruining my trip so far... no bullshit... she went to bed last night at 8 pm... we got up at 6 am... got on a train at 7 pm... she sleep the ENTIRE TIME on a 10 hour train trip from Paris to Firenze, Italy. We spent about an hour in Firenze going out to grab a bite to eat... and she went home and went to sleep. I think she has narcalepsy or something. Jesus............ i should have brought Banzai over instead.

Yeah, because it's YOUR choice... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.gif

she's not a blonde..... but i'm not sure if it's artificial intelligence (dye) or not.

OOH! Next time bring me!



I’m blonde AND I understand why you want to port your 13b-rew https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/happy.gif



jkjk



how much longer are you going to be in Europe? Send her home on the next plane https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.gif



btw: what color did you paint your car? Is it a basic basecoat/clear coat? that’s what I am going to paint my next FD https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/happy.gif



Either that or antifreeze green by Dupont (but I am the only one on the face of the earth who likes that color!)