Just cause their bald and have no teeth doesnt mean they arent blonde. Anyhow blondes are more fun.

does she take it in all holes?

^^^ i hope soo thats the best part

i heard she does....at the same time also

i found a better way of dealing with her.



She takes more naps than anyone that i have ever seen. She is also too much of a ***** to go wandering around ANYWHERE by herself. Seriously... she hasn't done anything that i have initiated, and then complains about my plans. Whenever she takes a nap... she wakes up to an empty room. I eventually return , late in the day.



Soooo......now she wants to sit around and borrow my laptop to check her email and "i'm_a_loser_who_has_no_real_life.com" (AKA Myspace.com)



"sure... help yourself" as i leave her stranded in the room...again.



5 hours later i return .



her " i can't figure out how to turn your laptop on"



"heh, that sucks huh?"



(hmm.... sucks that i decharged the battery and you don't have a AC adapter for Italy, huh?)



It must suck sitting in one of the most beautiful places in the work (other than a tittybar) with nothing to do.









PS.. i stood at her side of the bed last night holding a pillow. If i knew of some Italian Mafia people to dispose of her, i woulda smothered her......seriously.

lol, sucks, take me next time, id prolly look better in prada too

atleast you look natural wearing prada

I will wear PRADA and noting else!

Yes, but do you put out?



Steve

Another np thread gone terribly wrong!