What Not To Do In The Army
01-23-2004, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by thafox' date='Jan 23 2004, 08:02 AM
that's just crazy that someone had tha time to think up of 213 things an posted them great find thought 
01-23-2004, 01:12 PM
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7. Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
66. There is no ‘Anti-Mime' campaign in Bosnia.
88. Must not refer to 1st Sgt as ‘Mom'.
91. I am not authorized to initiate Jihad.
112. When saluting a ‘leg’ officer, an appropriate greeting is not "Airborne leads the wa- oh...sorry sir".
141. Not allowed to use a broadsword to disprove ‘The Pen is Mightier than the sword’.
151. The proper way to report to my Commander is 'Specialist Schwarz, reporting as ordered, Sir' not 'You can't prove a thing!'
205. Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged")
LMFAO
66. There is no ‘Anti-Mime' campaign in Bosnia.
88. Must not refer to 1st Sgt as ‘Mom'.
91. I am not authorized to initiate Jihad.
112. When saluting a ‘leg’ officer, an appropriate greeting is not "Airborne leads the wa- oh...sorry sir".
141. Not allowed to use a broadsword to disprove ‘The Pen is Mightier than the sword’.
151. The proper way to report to my Commander is 'Specialist Schwarz, reporting as ordered, Sir' not 'You can't prove a thing!'
205. Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged")
LMFAO
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