http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html



LMFAO

that's just crazy that someone had tha time to think up of 213 things an posted them great find thought https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

lol nah dude, one guy actually DID all those.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

I think I would've laughed more if I actually understood most of the things. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

Yeah me too..

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! That was LE awesome.

Damn acronyms.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png I found those very funny...I must print that out and give it out to my unit.

7. Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.



66. There is no ‘Anti-Mime' campaign in Bosnia. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif



88. Must not refer to 1st Sgt as ‘Mom'.



91. I am not authorized to initiate Jihad.



112. When saluting a ‘leg’ officer, an appropriate greeting is not "Airborne leads the wa- oh...sorry sir".



141. Not allowed to use a broadsword to disprove ‘The Pen is Mightier than the sword’.



151. The proper way to report to my Commander is 'Specialist Schwarz, reporting as ordered, Sir' not 'You can't prove a thing!'



205. Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged")



LMFAO

117. Must not use government equipment to bootleg pornography.



LMAO https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png