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Old 01-23-2004, 12:53 AM
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www.akarally.com



Oh, its on!

June 12-17, 2004





Why?







Think about it. Everyone dreams about it. The wind in your face.

The open road ahead of you. Driving cross-country with your

closest friends and fellow car enthusiasts.







You’ve seen the other rallies. $12,000. Tuxes required. No Ferrari, no thanks.



Not us.



You see, we are throwing the craziest, wildest, and sexiest, cross country party ever created. 6 days and 5 nights of the most outrageous fun you will ever have. Don’t bother calling, this party is off the hook. What happens on AKA Rally stays on AKA rally. Wait, that’s a lie. Whatever happens, it won’t be possible to keep it from your friends.



The single goal of the AKA Rally is to provide an amazing, outrageous, unforgettable experience for anyone and everyone that likes cars, parties, and adventure. The AKA Rally is not trying to compete with, or replace anything. Regardless of what you have heard, the Aka Rally is unlike ANYTHING out there, with surprises you cannot even imagine.



The AKA Rally's founders have partied with the best and the worst, the biggest and the smallest, and we can truly say:



WE WELCOME YOU ALL!







WHAT IS IT?



AKA RALLY is not a race. It is 6 day, 5 night outrageous cross-country road rally extravaganza. It is driving the hottest (or coolest) fastest (or slowest) sexiest (or ugliest) cars from Philadelphia to LA, stopping every night to party at the coolest strip clubs, the hottest dance clubs, and the hippest, yet unpretentious hotels ever.



What to Expect?



Expect Nothing

Expect Everything

Expect to have the most fun you have ever had.

Expect to meet the craziest, nicest, wildest people you will ever encounter

Don’t expect to forget anything



How Many Cars Will Participate? 300



We are not exclusive. 300 = more people = more fun = more girls







Our requirements?



You like to drive

You like to party

You have an open mind

You don’t need a lot of sleep

You are 18 or older

Cars?



What do we want? Anything!



If it runs, we like it.

If it runs fast, we like it even more.

If it runs fast and is full of models, we like it the most.





Just some of the cars



Porsche Carrera GT (Yes, that is correct)

Rolls Royce Phantom (Official AKA Rally Pace Car)

Vipers

Navigator Limo

Corvettes

Audi S4’s

NSX

Nissan Skyline

VW GTI's

Mercedes

BMW’s

M3's

M5's

Porsche C4

Bikes

MINI's

G500

Supra TT

Mustangs



AKA Rally Exclusives:



Model for a Day: Each day, we draw four car numbers. If you are selected, one of the AKA Rally girls will ride with you for the day. What you do with her? That’s between you and the model. Please return her in one piece. What’s that –all girls in your car? Then you get Dan for a day.





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The Parties



Each night, in every location, AKA Rally will host an exclusive party at one of the hottest strip clubs, dance clubs, and casinos in each city. At these parties you will experience free admission, VIP treatment, and the hottest in adult entertainment.







The final party will be unlike anything you have ever experienced, with well-known adult film stars and celebrities.



SMS Messaging Service by newcellplan.com



Stay in constant contact with AKA Rally leaders. Get tips, directions, emergency info, and prize notifications. Need help? Send a message? Lost? Send a message. Already at the club? Cristal and strawberries, please.



Five nights in quality Hilton Hotels







Participants will receive



Sponsor Gift Packs

National Magazine and TV Coverage

Inclusion in AKA Rally Video Game

Inclusion in the AKA Rally book

Inclusions in the AKA Rally DVD –Teckademics and Ryan Gee plus others are on board to film the rally and its parties

Prizes



Hot Prizes will be given for:



Hottest Car

Ugliest Car

Biggest Best Rims

Most Expensive Car

Cheapest Car

Sexiest Ralliers

Wildest Partiers

Most Lap Dances

Coolest Overall

The Essence of the AKA Rally

Whatever else we think you should get a prize for





The Damage



The AKA Rally only costs $1,500 per car, for up to two drivers. Each additional driver is $200 for up to four total.



This includes entrance fee, prizes, hotels, parties, and many other “surprises”



We also allow two bikes for $1,500 total.



You may reserve your spot in the AKA Rally with a $150.00 non-refundable deposit. Remainder of the payment is due IN FULL by March 1st. If payment has not been received IN FULL by March 1st, you forfeit participation in the rally.



How can we do this for only $1,500 per car?



Our Sponsors

Our Business Connections

300 cars

Again, our Sponsors

This money goes towards the rally, not towards our pockets. That is our promise.



What about tickets?



Don’t want them? Then don’t break the law. You drive everyday. Do you get a ticket every day? If you do, we’d like to meet your lawyer.



THE AKA RALLY DOES NOT CONDONE SPEEDING OR DANGEROUS BEHAVIOUR OF ANY KIND!
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Old 01-23-2004, 12:58 AM
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Ummmm..............COOL!!!!
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Old 01-23-2004, 08:53 AM
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hey i wanna go..... but i'd have to bring my wrx if we go through colorado... i don't have faith in the FD in the snow..... haha.. oh crap.. i don't have cruise control, power steering, or ac either....... oh well, still be fun......
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ok so nevermind about the snow part, i just saw it was in june.... course there still could be a little bit.... but not enough to be on the roads..
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looks fun
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I should try and catch them when they come through here.
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Old 01-23-2004, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Jan 23 2004, 08:38 AM
I should try and catch them when they come through here.
we won't be...philly>memphis>dallas>albuquerque>vegas>la...
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Oh, too far south...bastards.
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maybe next year
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I think I'd be up for that next year as well...time to start saving.
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