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What Do You Do In Public Bathrooms?
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From: Jensen Beach, FL / Sylva, NC
Hey, what can I say I aim to please....well in this case a little better aim would have been appreciated by the janitorial staff.
It was embarrasing at the moment but after it was over and I turned around it became a most proud moment. I left my mark on Orlando!
It was embarrasing at the moment but after it was over and I turned around it became a most proud moment. I left my mark on Orlando!
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From: Sunny South Florida :)
Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Oct 6 2003, 06:23 PM
Hey, what can I say I aim to please....well in this case a little better aim would have been appreciated by the janitorial staff.
It was embarrasing at the moment but after it was over and I turned around it became a most proud moment. I left my mark on Orlando!
It was embarrasing at the moment but after it was over and I turned around it became a most proud moment. I left my mark on Orlando!
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From: redondo beach
man this thread was probably the funniest one ive read in a LONG time.
and i can relate to your part about holding in it. i once had like 10 or so homemade bran muffins for breakfast... o man it was not pretty in 4th period trying to hold it in until lunch. i REALLY dont like the bathrooms at my school so i was really really really trying to hold it in. and i was holding it in since i left for school and right before i went like my *** was trying so hard to push that **** out! like itd be kinda hard to keep it in for a little bit and then it would just get like incredibaly hard, like i could feel my face turning red holding it in. and that happened a crapload of times during the class period. and i was saving it for lunch because for some reason i thought no one would be in there when i was gonna go (which was my biggest fear). and if i went during class id loose my extra credit points for the class (weird teacher, long story, and going to the bathroom cancels out the points, which is about 3% of the total grade). so during the break for the period i went up to the teacher and got the pass and i went down to where the bathroom was, and a kid was in there......and i didnt want to go and blow *** with someone else in there, since its HS and all, so i waited till he left, while i was pretending to wash something off of my hands on the sink. and once he left i ran into the stall and had one of the craziest craps ever. it was all full bodied, it was like splatter-style and crap. stunk sooo bad and i didnt leave the bathroom for like 2 minutes because i was cleaning (was making sure the smell didnt come back with me when i went back into class)
and i can relate to your part about holding in it. i once had like 10 or so homemade bran muffins for breakfast... o man it was not pretty in 4th period trying to hold it in until lunch. i REALLY dont like the bathrooms at my school so i was really really really trying to hold it in. and i was holding it in since i left for school and right before i went like my *** was trying so hard to push that **** out! like itd be kinda hard to keep it in for a little bit and then it would just get like incredibaly hard, like i could feel my face turning red holding it in. and that happened a crapload of times during the class period. and i was saving it for lunch because for some reason i thought no one would be in there when i was gonna go (which was my biggest fear). and if i went during class id loose my extra credit points for the class (weird teacher, long story, and going to the bathroom cancels out the points, which is about 3% of the total grade). so during the break for the period i went up to the teacher and got the pass and i went down to where the bathroom was, and a kid was in there......and i didnt want to go and blow *** with someone else in there, since its HS and all, so i waited till he left, while i was pretending to wash something off of my hands on the sink. and once he left i ran into the stall and had one of the craziest craps ever. it was all full bodied, it was like splatter-style and crap. stunk sooo bad and i didnt leave the bathroom for like 2 minutes because i was cleaning (was making sure the smell didnt come back with me when i went back into class)
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Originally Posted by Eric Happy Meal' date='Oct 6 2003, 07:17 PM
man this thread was probably the funniest one ive read in a LONG time.
and i can relate to your part about holding in it. i once had like 10 or so homemade bran muffins for breakfast... o man it was not pretty in 4th period trying to hold it in until lunch. i REALLY dont like the bathrooms at my school so i was really really really trying to hold it in. and i was holding it in since i left for school and right before i went like my *** was trying so hard to push that **** out! like itd be kinda hard to keep it in for a little bit and then it would just get like incredibaly hard, like i could feel my face turning red holding it in. and that happened a crapload of times during the class period. and i was saving it for lunch because for some reason i thought no one would be in there when i was gonna go (which was my biggest fear). and if i went during class id loose my extra credit points for the class (weird teacher, long story, and going to the bathroom cancels out the points, which is about 3% of the total grade). so during the break for the period i went up to the teacher and got the pass and i went down to where the bathroom was, and a kid was in there......and i didnt want to go and blow *** with someone else in there, since its HS and all, so i waited till he left, while i was pretending to wash something off of my hands on the sink. and once he left i ran into the stall and had one of the craziest craps ever. it was all full bodied, it was like splatter-style and crap. stunk sooo bad and i didnt leave the bathroom for like 2 minutes because i was cleaning (was making sure the smell didnt come back with me when i went back into class)
and i can relate to your part about holding in it. i once had like 10 or so homemade bran muffins for breakfast... o man it was not pretty in 4th period trying to hold it in until lunch. i REALLY dont like the bathrooms at my school so i was really really really trying to hold it in. and i was holding it in since i left for school and right before i went like my *** was trying so hard to push that **** out! like itd be kinda hard to keep it in for a little bit and then it would just get like incredibaly hard, like i could feel my face turning red holding it in. and that happened a crapload of times during the class period. and i was saving it for lunch because for some reason i thought no one would be in there when i was gonna go (which was my biggest fear). and if i went during class id loose my extra credit points for the class (weird teacher, long story, and going to the bathroom cancels out the points, which is about 3% of the total grade). so during the break for the period i went up to the teacher and got the pass and i went down to where the bathroom was, and a kid was in there......and i didnt want to go and blow *** with someone else in there, since its HS and all, so i waited till he left, while i was pretending to wash something off of my hands on the sink. and once he left i ran into the stall and had one of the craziest craps ever. it was all full bodied, it was like splatter-style and crap. stunk sooo bad and i didnt leave the bathroom for like 2 minutes because i was cleaning (was making sure the smell didnt come back with me when i went back into class)
