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08-14-2002, 02:39 PM
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08-14-2002, 02:50 PM
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sometimes i have these huge *****...i can feel like 20 centimetres of doody come out, all in one continuous piece. then i look in the the toilet and there's NOTHING THERE! i guess its so long it somehow turns that corner into the drain at the bottom of the toilet. its like painting a beautiful picture and not getting to ever look at it.
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08-14-2002, 03:13 PM
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I remember once when I went to my girlfriends house to meet here family for the 1st time.
As I 1st walked in i was saying my hello's as a cute dog walked up. I said hello to the dog and reached my hand down to pet it.
As i reached down to pet the dog it snapped at me and drew blood so I kicked the hell out of it. Her parents never liked me.
- addicted@quake3.com
As I 1st walked in i was saying my hello's as a cute dog walked up. I said hello to the dog and reached my hand down to pet it.
As i reached down to pet the dog it snapped at me and drew blood so I kicked the hell out of it. Her parents never liked me.
- addicted@quake3.com
08-14-2002, 03:53 PM
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Overheard at the grocery store today:
Little Kid: "Mom, today my teacher said that Indians gave us food when we came over to their land, is that true?"
Mom: "Yes, then Whitey killed them all."
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Little Kid: "Mom, today my teacher said that Indians gave us food when we came over to their land, is that true?"
Mom: "Yes, then Whitey killed them all."
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08-14-2002, 09:22 PM
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I must admit I was frightened to go to the prom. My ***** is the size of my little brother's pinky.
Well.. I'll admit it now..
My ***** weeps. It weeps because it doesnt get anything.
It weeps pre-ejaculatory emissions.
But tonight is prom night. Things will be different. My _oh_ so small ***** will get action.
if this bitch doesnt like my miniture *****, I'm gonna rip her ******* eyes out and skull **** her with a broomstick.
Take that you small hating hoe.
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well.. lets just wait and see.
- beercan@penguinpowered.com
Well.. I'll admit it now..
My ***** weeps. It weeps because it doesnt get anything.
It weeps pre-ejaculatory emissions.
But tonight is prom night. Things will be different. My _oh_ so small ***** will get action.
if this bitch doesnt like my miniture *****, I'm gonna rip her ******* eyes out and skull **** her with a broomstick.
Take that you small hating hoe.
--
well.. lets just wait and see.
- beercan@penguinpowered.com
08-14-2002, 09:27 PM
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***** envy?
Damn! I sometimes wish I had a furry little vagina that would always be in reach, 24 hours a day...
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Damn! I sometimes wish I had a furry little vagina that would always be in reach, 24 hours a day...
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08-14-2002, 09:28 PM
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Ever look at someone and know that they don't **********? Ever. Like they wouldn't know where to start?
I have a friend like that.. she's wound tighter than a watch and sometimes I just want to scream at her, "For god's sake finger yourself!"
- slurp@fishheads.org
I have a friend like that.. she's wound tighter than a watch and sometimes I just want to scream at her, "For god's sake finger yourself!"
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08-14-2002, 09:29 PM
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A friend was complaining about being called to the emergency room late Thursday night to sedate a "combative" patient for a CT scan after he was found by the side of a major highway next to his motorcycle unconscious.
When she got there, she found nurses cutting the pants off a perfectly healthy, unscathed, young man for a femoral line with the patient screaming "I WAS TAKING A NAP, I WAS TAKING A NAP!!!" Turns out he got tired, put the bike down, and woke up to find two EMTs strapping him to a back board.
Someone had called it in as an accident.
People can be very, very, stupid.
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When she got there, she found nurses cutting the pants off a perfectly healthy, unscathed, young man for a femoral line with the patient screaming "I WAS TAKING A NAP, I WAS TAKING A NAP!!!" Turns out he got tired, put the bike down, and woke up to find two EMTs strapping him to a back board.
Someone had called it in as an accident.
People can be very, very, stupid.
- hislastduchess@yahoo.com