Just keep refreshing...there are some really good ones:



http://www.lowbrow.com

sometimes i have these huge shits...i can feel like 20 centimetres of doody come out, all in one continuous piece. then i look in the the toilet and there's NOTHING THERE! i guess its so long it somehow turns that corner into the drain at the bottom of the toilet. its like painting a beautiful picture and not getting to ever look at it.



- big@movements.poo

LOL...there are better ones than that...I promise. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

I remember once when I went to my girlfriends house to meet here family for the 1st time.



As I 1st walked in i was saying my hello's as a cute dog walked up. I said hello to the dog and reached my hand down to pet it.





As i reached down to pet the dog it snapped at me and drew blood so I kicked the hell out of it. Her parents never liked me.





- addicted@quake3.com

Overheard at the grocery store today:



Little Kid: "Mom, today my teacher said that Indians gave us food when we came over to their land, is that true?"





Mom: "Yes, then Whitey killed them all."









- LaDeeFrickingDa@aol.com

I inserted it, slowly at first, then faster I thrust until it was all the way in...I quickly turned the key and the door opened...

I must admit I was frightened to go to the prom. My penis is the size of my little brother's pinky.



Well.. I'll admit it now..





My penis weeps. It weeps because it doesnt get anything.





It weeps pre-ejaculatory emissions.





But tonight is prom night. Things will be different. My _oh_ so small penis will get action.





if this bitch doesnt like my miniture penis, I'm gonna rip her ******* eyes out and skull **** her with a broomstick.





Take that you small hating hoe.







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well.. lets just wait and see.





- beercan@penguinpowered.com

Penis envy?



Damn! I sometimes wish I had a furry little vagina that would always be in reach, 24 hours a day...





- limbo@lowbrow.com

Ever look at someone and know that they don't masturbate? Ever. Like they wouldn't know where to start?



I have a friend like that.. she's wound tighter than a watch and sometimes I just want to scream at her, "For god's sake finger yourself!"





- slurp@fishheads.org

A friend was complaining about being called to the emergency room late Thursday night to sedate a "combative" patient for a CT scan after he was found by the side of a major highway next to his motorcycle unconscious.

When she got there, she found nurses cutting the pants off a perfectly healthy, unscathed, young man for a femoral line with the patient screaming "I WAS TAKING A NAP, I WAS TAKING A NAP!!!" Turns out he got tired, put the bike down, and woke up to find two EMTs strapping him to a back board.



Someone had called it in as an accident.



People can be very, very, stupid.







- hislastduchess@yahoo.com