Thats crap, I ******* patented that ****.

 

Put a cold beer bottle to her neck/back when she's not expecting it...



I was pretty drunk one time and drinking another one while getting head and made the mistake of using her shoulder/neck area as a cupholder. I had teeth marks for about 3 days... damn that hurt. instant boner killer.

 

[quote name='venomrx7' date='Jul 11 2005, 07:06 PM']Put a cold beer bottle to her neck/back when she's not expecting it...



I was pretty drunk one time and drinking another one while getting head and made the mistake of using her shoulder/neck area as a cupholder. I had teeth marks for about 3 days... damn that hurt. instant boner killer.


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Thats funny because it wasnt me. :smileyfacethatshowsyoudonkeypunchingbitchforbitin gtehcock:

 

[quote name='sweet7' date='Jul 11 2005, 07:21 PM'] Thats funny because it wasnt me. :smileyfacethatshowsyoudonkeypunchingbitchforbitin gtehcock:


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its funny as hell even to me now. I almost did hit her.. I was too drunk and too in shock to realize that my **** had just been bit. it wasn't hard enough to draw blood, just left a couple purple spots on the top and bottom about midway down.... shoulda rammed her throat.

 

[quote name='venomrx7' date='Jul 11 2005, 11:31 PM']its funny as hell even to me now. I almost did hit her.. I was too drunk and too in shock to realize that my **** had just been bit. it wasn't hard enough to draw blood, just left a couple purple spots on the top and bottom about midway down.... shoulda rammed her throat.


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you should've skull fucked that bitch.

 

[quote name='rowtareh' date='Jul 11 2005, 08:23 PM']you should've skull fucked that bitch.


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At least I dumped the beer on her? meh. probably just a waste of beer. Yeah. Shoulda slapped her in the eye with my ****. <-- replace hand with my **** in smily

 

You guys should try the COWBOY. You get behind her doggy style, lean over and gently hold her breasts in both of you hand...........THEN you whisper in her ear, these feel just like your sisters....................Then you try and hang on for 8 seconds!!!