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Lapis_Blue 07-09-2005 04:23 PM

1. The angry pirate

You are getting the dome, then when you bust, pull out, bust in the eye, kick her ankle (his ankle for some of you on here) and watch the pirate hop around covering her eye



2. Strawberry milkshake

Pull out, bust in the faace, punch her in the nose



3. Houdini (best), non oral

You doin her from behind, when about to bust you spit on her back so she turns around and blammo! in her face!





not recommended on use other than *****s

nopistons94 07-09-2005 04:25 PM

take a ****...





a girl around me gave some kid a blumpkin (gave head while he was taking a ****), ****** gross

GreyGT-C 07-10-2005 02:13 AM

" Wow ! your sister uses that same technique! "

BlownSE 07-10-2005 02:25 AM

[quote name='GreyGT-C' date='Jul 9 2005, 11:13 PM']" Wow ! your sister uses that same technique! "

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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

sweet7'sgirl69 07-10-2005 02:49 AM

[quote name='Lapis_Blue' date='Jul 9 2005, 02:23 PM']1. The angry pirate

You are getting the dome, then when you bust, pull out, bust in the eye, kick her ankle (his ankle for some of you on here) and watch the pirate hop around covering her eye



2. Strawberry milkshake

Pull out, bust in the faace, punch her in the nose



3. Houdini (best), non oral

You doin her from behind, when about to bust you spit on her back so she turns around and blammo! in her face!

not recommended on use other than *****s

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I beg to differ. #2 is a personal favorite of mine! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif

sexycheerleader 07-10-2005 03:10 AM

one should avoid farting as well

Rx7Widow 07-10-2005 03:29 AM

And please, no step by step tutorials. If it's that bad, just make her stop.

BlownSE 07-10-2005 04:00 AM

[quote name='Rx7Widow' date='Jul 10 2005, 12:29 AM']And please, no step by step tutorials. If it's that bad, just make her stop.

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sweet7 07-10-2005 05:26 AM

Old but entertaining. Eat my ass Shannon.

GreyGT-C 07-10-2005 09:29 AM

i didn't mean that YOUR sister uses the same technique as you Sweet7....





































but she does.


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