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Old Jul 9, 2005 | 04:23 PM
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1. The angry pirate

You are getting the dome, then when you bust, pull out, bust in the eye, kick her ankle (his ankle for some of you on here) and watch the pirate hop around covering her eye



2. Strawberry milkshake

Pull out, bust in the faace, punch her in the nose



3. Houdini (best), non oral

You doin her from behind, when about to bust you spit on her back so she turns around and blammo! in her face!





not recommended on use other than *****s
Old Jul 9, 2005 | 04:25 PM
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take a ****...





a girl around me gave some kid a blumpkin (gave head while he was taking a ****), ****** gross
Old Jul 10, 2005 | 02:13 AM
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" Wow ! your sister uses that same technique! "
Old Jul 10, 2005 | 02:25 AM
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[quote name='GreyGT-C' date='Jul 9 2005, 11:13 PM']" Wow ! your sister uses that same technique! "

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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Old Jul 10, 2005 | 02:49 AM
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[quote name='Lapis_Blue' date='Jul 9 2005, 02:23 PM']1. The angry pirate

You are getting the dome, then when you bust, pull out, bust in the eye, kick her ankle (his ankle for some of you on here) and watch the pirate hop around covering her eye



2. Strawberry milkshake

Pull out, bust in the faace, punch her in the nose



3. Houdini (best), non oral

You doin her from behind, when about to bust you spit on her back so she turns around and blammo! in her face!

not recommended on use other than *****s

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I beg to differ. #2 is a personal favorite of mine!
Old Jul 10, 2005 | 03:10 AM
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one should avoid farting as well
Old Jul 10, 2005 | 03:29 AM
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And please, no step by step tutorials. If it's that bad, just make her stop.
Old Jul 10, 2005 | 04:00 AM
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[quote name='Rx7Widow' date='Jul 10 2005, 12:29 AM']And please, no step by step tutorials. If it's that bad, just make her stop.

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Old Jul 10, 2005 | 05:26 AM
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Old but entertaining. Eat my *** Shannon.
Old Jul 10, 2005 | 09:29 AM
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i didn't mean that YOUR sister uses the same technique as you Sweet7....





































but she does.



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