1. The angry pirate

You are getting the dome, then when you bust, pull out, bust in the eye, kick her ankle (his ankle for some of you on here) and watch the pirate hop around covering her eye



2. Strawberry milkshake

Pull out, bust in the faace, punch her in the nose



3. Houdini (best), non oral

You doin her from behind, when about to bust you spit on her back so she turns around and blammo! in her face!





not recommended on use other than *****s

take a ****...





a girl around me gave some kid a blumpkin (gave head while he was taking a ****), ****** gross

" Wow ! your sister uses that same technique! "

[quote name='GreyGT-C' date='Jul 9 2005, 11:13 PM']" Wow ! your sister uses that same technique! "


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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

[quote name='Lapis_Blue' date='Jul 9 2005, 02:23 PM']1. The angry pirate

You are getting the dome, then when you bust, pull out, bust in the eye, kick her ankle (his ankle for some of you on here) and watch the pirate hop around covering her eye



2. Strawberry milkshake

Pull out, bust in the faace, punch her in the nose



3. Houdini (best), non oral

You doin her from behind, when about to bust you spit on her back so she turns around and blammo! in her face!

not recommended on use other than *****s


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I beg to differ. #2 is a personal favorite of mine! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif

one should avoid farting as well

And please, no step by step tutorials. If it's that bad, just make her stop.

[quote name='Rx7Widow' date='Jul 10 2005, 12:29 AM']And please, no step by step tutorials. If it's that bad, just make her stop.


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https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif

Old but entertaining. Eat my ass Shannon.

i didn't mean that YOUR sister uses the same technique as you Sweet7....





































but she does.

Thats crap, I ******* patented that ****.

Put a cold beer bottle to her neck/back when she's not expecting it...



I was pretty drunk one time and drinking another one while getting head and made the mistake of using her shoulder/neck area as a cupholder. I had teeth marks for about 3 days... damn that hurt. instant boner killer.

[quote name='venomrx7' date='Jul 11 2005, 07:06 PM']Put a cold beer bottle to her neck/back when she's not expecting it...



I was pretty drunk one time and drinking another one while getting head and made the mistake of using her shoulder/neck area as a cupholder. I had teeth marks for about 3 days... damn that hurt. instant boner killer.


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https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif Thats funny because it wasnt me. :smileyfacethatshowsyoudonkeypunchingbitchforbitin gtehcock:

[quote name='sweet7' date='Jul 11 2005, 07:21 PM']https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif Thats funny because it wasnt me. :smileyfacethatshowsyoudonkeypunchingbitchforbitin gtehcock:


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its funny as hell even to me now. I almost did hit her.. I was too drunk and too in shock to realize that my **** had just been bit. it wasn't hard enough to draw blood, just left a couple purple spots on the top and bottom about midway down.... shoulda rammed her throat.

[quote name='venomrx7' date='Jul 11 2005, 11:31 PM']its funny as hell even to me now. I almost did hit her.. I was too drunk and too in shock to realize that my **** had just been bit. it wasn't hard enough to draw blood, just left a couple purple spots on the top and bottom about midway down.... shoulda rammed her throat.


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you should've skull fucked that bitch.

[quote name='rowtareh' date='Jul 11 2005, 08:23 PM']you should've skull fucked that bitch.


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At least I dumped the beer on her? meh. probably just a waste of beer. Yeah. Shoulda slapped her in the eye with my ****. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif <-- replace hand with my **** in smily

You guys should try the COWBOY. You get behind her doggy style, lean over and gently hold her breasts in both of you hand...........THEN you whisper in her ear, these feel just like your sisters....................Then you try and hang on for 8 seconds!!!