Are They Twins?
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From: My BIG ol TURBO-DIESEL
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
"Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
"Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
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From: Kincardine, Ontario Canada yeah Canada bitches
Girl is in line in the super market
Has, a cucumber, whipped cream, and strawberries.
Cashier says, " you must be single, huh?"
the girl responds " why because of the stuff I am buying?"
cashier says "nope"
Girl asks "why do you think I'm single then?"
he responds " No because your ******* ugly!!!!"
Has, a cucumber, whipped cream, and strawberries.
Cashier says, " you must be single, huh?"
the girl responds " why because of the stuff I am buying?"
cashier says "nope"
Girl asks "why do you think I'm single then?"
he responds " No because your ******* ugly!!!!"
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