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banzaitoyota

01-23-2006 06:47 AM

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

"Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!

75 Repu

01-23-2006 06:56 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

1988RedT2

01-23-2006 07:54 AM

Goes to show what is possible with alcohol.

nismo convert

01-23-2006 04:15 PM

Girl is in line in the super market

Has, a cucumber, whipped cream, and strawberries.

Cashier says, " you must be single, huh?"

the girl responds " why because of the stuff I am buying?"

cashier says "nope"

Girl asks "why do you think I'm single then?"

he responds " No because your ******* ugly!!!!"

nopistons94

01-23-2006 10:14 PM

hmm, classic stupid ass joke from your stupid ass

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