Depends on the Hooters burger, the Smothered Mushroom Cheese would stick better and be less aerodynamic then a Spicey Chicken from Wnedy's. Right?

 

I think the smothered business would make it MORE aerodynamic, with it's melted shape and all. Chicken sandwiches don't stick to anything!

 

I created this visual for you guys, just to help out (pretend the veggies are absent):

 

lol, so you're saying the hamberger defies the airflow?

 

sorry thats a cheesbuger

 

it's the only possibility. that burger was magical. just imagine if you ate it.

 

My grandfather had a cookie on the running board of his van for about 3500 miles.

 

I always see stuff on the bumpers of trucks and cars. My point? um....shutup, you don't need no stinkin' point.

 

my grandfather drove to the center of town and back before he realized he had a wine glass on the roof of his buick.



Edit, then again, he probably never broke 17MPH and it took most of the distance to get to that speed..

 

I've seriously thought about puting a strong magnet in a plastic cup, sticking it to my roof, and just flick people off when they try yelling stuff at me.