> Subject: That's A Good One!
11-13-2003, 01:32 PM
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> A woman has had serious headaches for several years and has tried everything;
> been to several doctors and nothing has worked until one day she was having
> lunch with a friend who referred her to a hypnotist who, according to her
> friend "works wonders on anything".
>
> The woman comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband, "remember
> those headaches I have been having all of these years?
> Well, they are gone".
> "No more headaches?!?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
>
> His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in
> front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache, I DO
> NOT have a headache. I DO NOT have a headache." Believe it or not, it
> worked! The headaches are all gone".
>
> The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
>
> His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the
> bedroom these last several years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see
> if he can do anything for that?"
>
> The husband is unsure he wants to do that, but agrees to try it
>
> Following his appointment with the hypnotist,
> the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries
> her into the bedroom.
>
> He rips off her clothes, puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move. I'll be
> right back."
>
> He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps on the
> bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
>
> His wife says, "Boy that was wonderful!"
>
> The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back".
>
> He goes back into the bathroom comes back a few minutes later for round 2
> with his wife--even better than the first time.
>
> The wife sits up and her head is spinning. "This is >really great!"
>
> Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
>
> With that he goes back in the bathroom.
>
> This time his wife follows and sees him through the open crack in the door
> standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's
> NOT my wife!"
> A woman has had serious headaches for several years and has tried everything;
> been to several doctors and nothing has worked until one day she was having
> lunch with a friend who referred her to a hypnotist who, according to her
> friend "works wonders on anything".
>
> The woman comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband, "remember
> those headaches I have been having all of these years?
> Well, they are gone".
> "No more headaches?!?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
>
> His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in
> front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache, I DO
> NOT have a headache. I DO NOT have a headache." Believe it or not, it
> worked! The headaches are all gone".
>
> The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
>
> His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the
> bedroom these last several years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see
> if he can do anything for that?"
>
> The husband is unsure he wants to do that, but agrees to try it
>
> Following his appointment with the hypnotist,
> the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries
> her into the bedroom.
>
> He rips off her clothes, puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move. I'll be
> right back."
>
> He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps on the
> bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
>
> His wife says, "Boy that was wonderful!"
>
> The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back".
>
> He goes back into the bathroom comes back a few minutes later for round 2
> with his wife--even better than the first time.
>
> The wife sits up and her head is spinning. "This is >really great!"
>
> Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
>
> With that he goes back in the bathroom.
>
> This time his wife follows and sees him through the open crack in the door
> standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's
> NOT my wife!"
11-13-2003, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by twstdmtl' date='Nov 13 2003, 03:37 PM
LMAO!
Is this what I have to look forward to?!? I am planning on proposing next month!
Is this what I have to look forward to?!? I am planning on proposing next month!
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