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Old 12-14-2004, 08:20 PM
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Good info here. I am taking notes. Never thought to pad the splash zone before great idea.



I some European Countries the ******* is a hole in the floor causing you so squat deep to defecate. This is supposed to be the most efficient way to poo. They also taught us that in our child birthing class. I am not sure why they told us that there I guess pushing out a baby is actually like taking a huge dump.





Sometimes I can tell it was particularly huge as I am dumping it.



Ever had a Titanic?? You know one end is in the hole at the bottom of the bowl the other end is sticking out of the water. The end sticking out of the water is almost as long as the submerged part. Thats a Titanic.
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Old 12-14-2004, 08:40 PM
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now i did an iceberg once though...
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Old 12-14-2004, 11:08 PM
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Use the wad you used to wipe the seat, as the splash cushion!





If I have to drop a deuce at a public facility, I use the TP to make a sanitary toilet seat cover, that way my *** is never touching some other dudes *** germs.
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SOMEONE GOT HERPES LIKE THAT ONE TIME i bet
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I KNOW SOMEONE WITH HERPES I BET
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does he have a firecrotch as well?



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Old 12-15-2004, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by ColinRX7' date='Dec 14 2004, 11:07 PM
Use the wad you used to wipe the seat, as the splash cushion!

If I have to drop a deuce at a public facility, I use the TP to make a sanitary toilet seat cover, that way my *** is never touching some other dudes *** germs.



that is step 2
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Originally Posted by Eric Happy Meal' date='Dec 14 2004, 01:37 PM
when you have diarheah you lay down some toilet paper on the water, that way there is no *** spalsh.



wow you really know your ****!
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I believe How often you poo poo plays a factor in all this also.
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