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Old Dec 14, 2004 | 12:20 AM
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pooplock?
Old Dec 14, 2004 | 07:39 AM
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**** port and polishing, angulation of exit, design concepts with performance enhancements.

Sounds like a technical thread lock.
Old Dec 14, 2004 | 07:42 AM
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ahh man I had explosive diahrea this morning.



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Old Dec 14, 2004 | 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Eric Happy Meal' date='Dec 14 2004, 01:07 AM
ok heres the secret to good pooping. i was waiting for someone else to make the thread to make me not sound so friggin weird. but when you sit down, you just lean forward alot. no awkward *** grabbing, and VERY little (if none) wiping is required.

Or you could prop your feet up on something, but that ain't my bag baby.
Old Dec 14, 2004 | 10:36 AM
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oh



my



god







what have you weirdos done to my thread?!

That first pic was deesgusteeng.



I almost want to have it locked myself.
Old Dec 14, 2004 | 11:21 AM
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man this random pic thing is cool. im crackin up as i go through these things and a completely random pic is there.
Old Dec 14, 2004 | 03:38 PM
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when you have diarheah you lay down some toilet paper on the water, that way there is no *** spalsh.
Old Dec 14, 2004 | 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Eric Happy Meal' date='Dec 14 2004, 04:37 PM
when you have diarheah you lay down some toilet paper on the water, that way there is no *** spalsh.

Wow, now that's some innovative scientific shittin' right there!
Old Dec 14, 2004 | 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Eric Happy Meal' date='Dec 14 2004, 03:37 PM
when you have diarheah you lay down some toilet paper on the water, that way there is no *** spalsh.



thats what you do regardless.



step 1. always, i mean always, wipe the seat.

step 2. put paper wad in the toilet, as close to the drop point as possible

step 3. drop/spray

step 4. enjoy dry buttocks bc the paper absorbed all of the impact
Old Dec 14, 2004 | 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Shane.Trammell' date='Dec 14 2004, 04:44 PM
step 3. drop/spray




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