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Dec 13, 2004 | 11:46 AM

#11

jackboots

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I got my rectum ported and polished by Extrude Hone. 37% greater flow! I'm now putting 275 bp (bunspower) to the porcelain as tested on a brand new DynoWet.

it wasn't cheap...but it was worth it.

Dec 13, 2004 | 11:47 AM

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Sinful7

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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Dec 13 2004, 10:40 AM

the poop flows better if you taper the outlet into a trumpet shape

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Oh yeah, it creates a 'poop venturi'. The shape accelerates the feces as it passes the narrow part, creating a partial vacum that will effectively suck the remainder of the poop and gas out. The horn shape at the end also benefically guards against splashback from high velocity turds.

Dec 13, 2004 | 11:48 AM

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ColinRX7

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whats that in metric bp? kW (kilowaste)

Dec 13, 2004 | 12:06 PM

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jackboots

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Originally Posted by ColinRX7' date='Dec 13 2004, 11:47 AM

whats that in metric bp? kW (kilowaste)

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Metric sysetm? METRIC SYSTEM!!!

The metric systm is the Devil!

My car gets 12 rods to the hog's head and that's the way I see it!

Dec 13, 2004 | 12:32 PM

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Baldy

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Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Dec 13 2004, 12:11 PM

yeah...that's only fun if you have diarrhea. Then the pressure makes it spray really hard outta yer butt. I can cut cardboard boxes with my "Asspray Knife"

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That made me literally laugh out loud.

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Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Dec 13 2004, 12:21 PM

Also...I've discovered recently that if you go to Maggie Moo's on an empty stomach and eat two scoops of Cotton Candy Ice cream and one scoop of bubble gum Ice cream.....you will poop bright smurf blue....and it is worth getting diabetes from that ice cream just to see the blue behemoth emergeth from thine bungyhollow.

GO ASSPRAY KNIVES!!!!!!

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If you eat cake that has really really dark blue icing, your put will be a rich, unnatural shade of green. Confirmed on several occasions by several individuals. (awkward conversation: "so,.....was your poop green today?" "yeah, yours too?")

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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Dec 13 2004, 12:46 PM

The horn shape at the end also benefically guards against splashback from high velocity turds.

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You want that, it's a bonus! My bud says "yeah, I got a little bidet action on my last poop!"

Dec 13, 2004 | 02:26 PM

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drftk1d

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i once drank grape juice and it made my doo doo green.

Dec 13, 2004 | 03:42 PM

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PhoenixDownVII

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My friend told me you have to relax and not push...if you just "let it flow"..you'll have one HUGE turd instead of 4-5 small ones...like El Sausage Linx!

Dec 13, 2004 | 03:43 PM

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Sinful7

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Originally Posted by PhoenixDownVII' date='Dec 13 2004, 02:41 PM

My friend told me you have to relax and not push...if you just "let it flow"..you'll have one HUGE turd instead of 4-5 small ones...like El Sausage Linx!

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I do that. but my turds are 3-7 lbs each.. They're the size of my forearm.