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Old 12-13-2004, 11:06 AM
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As your *** approacheth the pot, spread your asscheecks apart. Not too far, as this will hurt and remind you of prison, but far enough apart to minimize sidewall contact with the poo. I've used this technique for years and it has greatly maximized my pewping experience by minimizing the amount of TP used per Sit-Go.



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I wear a diaper.
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Originally Posted by 94touring' date='Dec 13 2004, 09:07 AM
I wear a diaper.



for the guy on the go!
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Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Dec 13 2004, 10:06 AM
As your *** approacheth the pot, spread your asscheecks apart. Not too far, as this will hurt and remind you of prison, but far enough apart to minimize sidewall contact with the poo. I've used this technique for years and it has greatly maximized my pewping experience by minimizing the amount of TP used per Sit-Go.



God I'm bored.



You know, you're not alone. Although currently I'm exploring scientific-like methods to determine the sheets-per-session factors. I have found that squeezing your asscheeks together as you sit results in a high sheet-to-poop ratio of (avg) 187 shts/lb.
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I was in a german pewpith video.
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Well see I have another method thats very effective. I took a cylinder, about 2 inches in diameter and open on both ends. I shove this up my *** before I go. I don't even buy toilet paper anymore.
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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Dec 13 2004, 11:09 AM
You know, you're not alone. Although currently I'm exploring scientific-like methods to determine the sheets-per-session factors. I have found that squeezing your asscheeks together as you sit results in a high sheet-to-poop ratio of (avg) 187 shts/lb.







yeah...that's only fun if you have diarrhea. Then the pressure makes it spray really hard outta yer butt. I can cut cardboard boxes with my "Asspray Knife"
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LMFAO







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Old 12-13-2004, 11:22 AM
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Also...I've discovered recently that if you go to Maggie Moo's on an empty stomach and eat two scoops of Cotton Candy Ice cream and one scoop of bubble gum Ice cream.....you will poop bright smurf blue....and it is worth getting diabetes from that ice cream just to see the blue behemoth emergeth from thine bungyhollow.





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Originally Posted by 94touring' date='Dec 13 2004, 09:11 AM
Well see I have another method thats very effective. I took a cylinder, about 2 inches in diameter and open on both ends. I shove this up my *** before I go. I don't even buy toilet paper anymore.



the poop flows better if you taper the outlet into a trumpet shape
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