Originally Posted by 3rdfbproject' date='Jan 14 2005, 07:31 PM

Speaking of "rats" being sex toys. There was a news caster, here in the city i'm from (and currently live) who had a "breaking story" of his own. A pvc pipe broke his sphincter, and somehow, a gerbil ran up his ass. The poor little fella had a string tied to one of it's legs. This was to aid in the retrieval of his corpse, after he suffocated, and stopped squirming around. The string broke, and the gay, uh, i mean guy, got freaked out and went to the hospital. Needless to say, it was plastered on the local news almost immediately. Doctor-patient privilage? Poor gerbil!

Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Jan 14 2005, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by 3rdfbproject (Post 561923)

Speaking of "rats" being sex toys. There was a news caster, here in the city i'm from (and currently live) who had a "breaking story" of his own. A pvc pipe broke his sphincter, and somehow, a gerbil ran up his ass. The poor little fella had a string tied to one of it's legs. This was to aid in the retrieval of his corpse, after he suffocated, and stopped squirming around. The string broke, and the gay, uh, i mean guy, got freaked out and went to the hospital. Needless to say, it was plastered on the local news almost immediately. Doctor-patient privilage? Poor gerbil!