Why would somebody maintain this vermin in their domicile?

 

We have a shed that we call the "chinchilla house," because someone who once lived on the property raised chinchillas there. And I quote Jay-Z, "My texture is the best fur, Chinchilla."

 

Who would maintain you in their place of living, Banzai?



--Lauren

 

Why Mrs. Banzai OF COURSE!

 

Mmmmmm.... sex toys......

 

Do you have personal issues with chinchillas, people that keep chinchillas or what, Banzai? I told him what you said about him and he's angry, he says he wants to scratch out your eyes and make a shishkabob out of you. He's sharpening his claws now.



--Lauren

 

Do I have to break out the pictures of the crematorium in order to nake the rodent understand his place in life?

 

Did you wake up with an emu up your *** this morning Banzai? You sound just as disgruntled as I am.



--Lauren

 

I think chinchillas Taste Good

 

I always wanted a chinchilla rug, made from hundreds of skinned chinchillas whos pelts have been sewn together.