Why would somebody maintain this vermin in their domicile?

We have a shed that we call the "chinchilla house," because someone who once lived on the property raised chinchillas there. And I quote Jay-Z, "My texture is the best fur, Chinchilla."

Who would maintain you in their place of living, Banzai?



--Lauren

Why Mrs. Banzai OF COURSE!

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Do you have personal issues with chinchillas, people that keep chinchillas or what, Banzai? I told him what you said about him and he's angry, he says he wants to scratch out your eyes and make a shishkabob out of you. He's sharpening his claws now.



--Lauren

Do I have to break out the pictures of the crematorium in order to nake the rodent understand his place in life?

Did you wake up with an emu up your ass this morning Banzai? You sound just as disgruntled as I am.



--Lauren

I think chinchillas Taste Good https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png

I always wanted a chinchilla rug, made from hundreds of skinned chinchillas whos pelts have been sewn together.